Weight Loss and Fitness - Unshared Thoughts
Uh oh, here he goes. Time to report him to the admins!
Here is what I am seeing:
- You feel fat after you eat and you feel thinner after you exercise.
- People are not allergic to water; they are often addicted to sugar.
- If you spice up your plain food, the dogs won't eat the leftovers.
- Runners don't care if their dog has diarrhea, they run with them anyway.
- The best way to lose the last 10 pounds is liposuction.
- Once they can see it, men look at their junk a lot more often then they realize.
- A new purse isn't going to change the scale.
- The scale going down is not an indicator of fitness.
- Sucking it in doesn't work on bingo wings and love handles.
- Endorphins are the nectar of the workout gods. (Some say pTHC - either ay I like it.)
- Spilling a full energy drink you paid for is the adult equivalent of letting a balloon go as a child.
- Turn off your flash and put away feminine products and sex toys when taking success and progress pictures.
How do I know these things? I wrote a book about it. It's been 4 years since that was published and the second one still languishes in my memory.
Thanks for being on the journey, for your friendship, and your support. David
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