Twisted Weight Loss Proverbs
Posted on 4/09/2012 by dsjohndrow
- The difference between try and triumph is that box of donuts in the break-room.
- Indulgence is more often keeping food in the house that you can't stop eating at one serving.
- Weight is the byproduct of impulsive swallowing.
- Contrary to popular belief here on MFP, that earth's gravitation pull has not changed.
- Just because you are thin on the inside doesn't mean that your outside agrees.
- The Obesity Epidemic is due primarily to the invention of overeating.
- If you want to appear thinner get a concave mirror.
- Don't let good food go to your waist.
- Fried food is the opiate of the mass.
- The first day of a diet is that hardest, after that you are usually off it.
- Exercise has at least one advantage; you die healthier.
- The danger with running too fast or too far, is that your chub-rub could start a fire the Eagle Scouts would get a merit badge for.
- Aren't you glad you look thinner from a distance?
- I am getting thinner, but my 6-pack still needs a place to put my thumb.
- Cardio isn't for quitters.
jr is going for Eagle... project ends this weekend....