Twisted Inspirational Quotes for Weight-Losers!
Posted on 12/10/2011 by dsjohndrow
When I read the wisdom of the ages, I can't help but have my own thoughts - how scary is that?
"What lies behind us and what lies before us are tiny matters compared to what lies within us." - Ralph Waldo Emerson
"My behind lies behind me, because of what I put within me." - DSJohndrow
"My life is my message." - Mahatma Gandhi
"My Food Diary is my message." - DSJohndrow
"Those who bring sunshine to the lives of others cannot keep it from themselves." - James M. Barrie
"Those who bring donuts into the break room of others cannot live another minute." - DSJohndrow
"Success is not the key to happiness. Happiness is the key to success. If you love what you are doing, you will be successful." - Albert Schweitzer
"Diet is not the key to happiness. Calorie counting is the key to success. If you love what you are NOT eating, you will be successful." - DSJohndrow
"The butterfly counts not months but moments, and has time enough." - Rabindranath Tagore
"The MFP-er counts not months but calories, and has more than enough to worry about." - DSJohndrow
"The three great essentials to achieve anything worth while are, first, hard work; second, stick-to-itiveness; third, common sense." - Thomas A. Edison
"The three great essentials to achieve anything worth while are, first, logging calories; second, cardiovascular exercise; third, common sense." - DSJohndrow
"The tragedy of life is not so much what men suffer, but rather what they miss." - Thomas Carlyle
"The tragedy of dieting is not so much what men suffer, but rather what they eat." - DSJohndrow
"Live as if you were living a second time, and as though you had acted wrongly the first time." - Viktor E. Frankl
"Live as if you were healthy, it might work." - DSJohndrow
"The truth is you don't know what is going to happen tomorrow. Life is a crazy ride, and nothing is guaranteed." - Eminem
"The truth is this: if you don't know what you are going to eat tomorrow, you might already be in trouble." - DSJohndrow
"Service is what life is all about." - Marian Edelman
"Logging calories is what life is all about." - DSJohndrow
"Life is hard; it's harder if you're stupid." - John Wayne
"Losing weight is hard; it's harder if you don't log or you're stupid." - DSJohndrow
"To be able to look back upon ones life in satisfaction, is to live twice" - Khalil Gibran
"To be able to look back and not see a caboose is satisfaction." - DSJohndrow
"Life is a little gleam of time between two eternities. " - Thomas Carlyle
"Life is a little snack of between two meals. " - DSJohndrow
"In three words I can sum up what I've learned about life: It goes on." - Robert Frost
"In three words I can sum up what I've learned on MFP: Log your meals!" - DSJohndrow
"The art of living is more like wrestling than dancing." - Marcus Aurelius
"The art of losing weight is more like wrestling King Kong." - DSJohndrow
"Growth is the only evidence of life." - John Henry
"Growth is not the only evidence of overeating." - DSJohndrow
"We are all a little weird and life's a little weird, and when we find someone whose weirdness is compatible with ours, we join up with them and fall in mutual weirdness and call it love." - Dr. Seuss
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Thanks again for a great post!
"Live as if you were healthy, it might work."
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"The truth is this: if you don't know what you are going to eat tomorrow, you might already be in trouble."
"Always run from anything chocolate. It'll attach to your thighs." -- Hambone23
"Losing weight is hard; it's harder if you don't log or you're stupid." - DSJohndrow
Love it!!
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