Tweeting the Christmas Pageant

Today my youngest was rehearsing for the Christmas pageant at church.
We really enjoy the Christmas season and have about 6 traditions that we work hard to keep as a family. The Christmas eve service is one of them.
This year, there were some very notable lines! I don't know who was funnier, the director or the kids.
dsjohndrow: And the neighbors said: "We do not want go!"
dsjohndrow: And the soldiers said: "Everyone... no everybody must leave!" And the angel replied, "but we're not finsihed practicing, and I have ballet after this anyway."
dsjohndrow: "Dear Joseph, God is with us. No really!" *Mary with arms crossed*
dsjohndrow: "When the baby comes out, you'll have to kneel down so we can see the shepherds."
dsjohndrow: Mary said: "You are not supposed to touch the baby, it's Jesus you know!" And the donkey said: "I can if I want to!" *Donkey delivering the baby and manger.*
dsjohndrow: "Ok, now rush to Bethlehem!"
dsjohndrow: "There is a quiet place where you two can stay tonight."
dsjohndrow: And the trees went: "Swish, swish, swish."
dsjohndrow: "Where are the 3 wise men with common sense and fur?"
dsjohndrow: "Joy to the World"
dsjohndrow: No clapping during the mass, or Father will have my head.
And the soldiers said: "Everyone... no everybody must leave!" And the angel replied, "but we're not finsihed practicing, and I have ballet after this anyway."
But they are very cute :)