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Tweeting the Christmas Pageant

Christmas Pageant

Today my youngest was rehearsing for the Christmas pageant at church.

We really enjoy the Christmas season and have about 6 traditions that we work hard to keep as a family. The Christmas eve service is one of them.

This year, there were some very notable lines! I don't know who was funnier, the director or the kids.

   

dsjohndrow: And the neighbors said: "We do not want go!"

dsjohndrow: And the soldiers said: "Everyone... no everybody must leave!" And the angel replied, "but we're not finsihed practicing, and I have ballet after this anyway."

dsjohndrow: "Dear Joseph, God is with us. No really!" *Mary with arms crossed*

dsjohndrow: "When the baby comes out, you'll have to kneel down so we can see the shepherds."

dsjohndrow: Mary said: "You are not supposed to touch the baby, it's Jesus you know!" And the donkey said: "I can if I want to!" *Donkey delivering the baby and manger.*

dsjohndrow: "Ok, now rush to Bethlehem!"

dsjohndrow: "There is a quiet place where you two can stay tonight."

dsjohndrow: And the trees went: "Swish, swish, swish."

dsjohndrow: "Where are the 3 wise men with common sense and fur?" 

dsjohndrow: "Joy to the World"  

dsjohndrow: No clapping during the mass, or Father will have my head. 

Merry Christmas!

 

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7 comments:

czechsmate wrote 120 months ago:
love it, lol
Mustangsally1000 wrote 120 months ago:
good for a holiday grin!
Hoppymom wrote 120 months ago:
I love kids...they are so real and uncensored. Awesome that you have traditions.I haven't been to Christmas Eve services since the kids grew up. :(
deeharley wrote 120 months ago:
"common sense and fur" I think that's my favorite. :)
felicity866 wrote 120 months ago:
brings back many funny memories of the kids on Christmas eve at church.....with ours you can add to that a priest who interupts all the way through for photo opps!! hahaha....funniest church service ever!
SmartFunGorgeous wrote 120 months ago:
I'm just feeling bad for the poor lady who's tush you captured and posted for all to see! :-p
pebbles2911 wrote 120 months ago:
My favorite was and the trees went swich swich swich.

And the soldiers said: "Everyone... no everybody must leave!" And the angel replied, "but we're not finsihed practicing, and I have ballet after this anyway."

But they are very cute :)

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