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The Perfect Scale for Weighing In!

Part of the game here on MFP is to weigh in. There are discussions as to how often, what brand of scale to buy, and even the most favorable conditions to weigh in under (I wrote that!) Today I was thinking about the best scale for weighing in. Why? My disturbed mind has sprung in to action.

So what is the best scale to use? Here are my thoughts.

The Muscle Scale - Goes higher when you flex in the mirror while standing on it.

The Fickle Scale - Continues to flash different weights as you watch it. The trick is stepping off at the lowest one.

The Shower Scale - It shows a lower weight before the dirt and navel lint are gone. It's confusing.

The DUH Scale - Reminds you that it is your TOM, you ate too much during the holidays, or you haven't used the rest room.

The Moveable Scale - It gives different readings depending on where it is on the bathroom floor. Unfortunately the "sweet spot" is underneath the toilet and requires standing on one foot.

The Dirty Harry Scale - Makes your day, or you get to shoot it with a .44 magnum.

The Family Scale - Weighs the kids perfectly every time. You - not so much. Credit to: CessnaHolly

The Talking Scale - Designed for the visually impaired and people who have met their goal weight. Everyone else kicks it.

The Political Scale - Tells you what you want to hear, but has nothing to do with the facts.

Produce Scale - After weighing in you print out a sticker with a bar code, place it on your forehead, and then you cneck out from the gym. I don't recommend using the one hanging over the apples and pears.

The Fortune Cookie Scale
- After weighing in, it recites a confusing saying originally by Abraham Lincoln and attributes it to Confucius. When you flip it over, it teaches you how to "I want to lose weight." In Chinese

The Mission Impossible Scale - Actually there is no such thing. But if there was, it would self-destruct whenever it gives you an undesirable weigh in.

The James Bond Scale - Gives you tantalizing weight reports and then turns deadly in scene 2, followed by a car chase.

The Cracker Jacks Scale - Rewards your weight loss with a prize.

The Horoscope Scale - Like the fortune cookie scale with better English.

The Doctor's Scale - Creates a new excuse while you wait.

The TMI Scale - Tells you why you weigh whatever is you weigh. "Geeze David, you ate at a Taco Bell again. Not only does it smell bad in here, you gained 2 pounds since your last weigh in."

The CSI Scale - Plays back your weight and whatever you said while reading your weight from the scale with Gil Grissom's voice.

The TBC Scale - The highest weight on the scale is "To Be Continued."

The New England Patriots Scale - Records an occasional loss to the Giants, but encourages you to do better next time.

The Summa Wrestler Scale - Starts at 300 lbs. and throws you to the bathroom floor if you lose weight.

The Musical Scale - Do - re - mi - fa - so - la - te - do - 199.

The Gym Scale - Always shows you weigh more than the home scale - oh right, because you are not naked.

The M-F Scale - Actually all of the above depending on the day.

Did I miss any?

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38 comments:

marlown wrote 55 months ago:
I hope you write another book someday. Seriously made me LOL. Makes truth a little less painful! Thanks for sharing!
dsjohndrow wrote 55 months ago:
I started on my second book some time back and life got in the way. I am back on it again.
Aplant77 wrote 55 months ago:
Thanks for the laugh!
runningforthetrain wrote 55 months ago:
Always entertaining! Thanks for the laughs and so glad you are working on another book!
shivaslives wrote 55 months ago:
How about the Pay Scale - It never rewards you as much as you deserve for all your hard work.
pizzafruit wrote 55 months ago:
As always, entertaining.
TEQWAR wrote 55 months ago:
The Negative Effect Toilet Scale.
You weigh more after a bowel movement than you did before. Similar in functionality to the Shower Scale.
simpletonuk wrote 55 months ago:
Last time I weighed myself at the gym it said 2kg less than my home scale, been to frightened to use it since.

I like the idea of the pay scale
dsjohndrow wrote 55 months ago:
simpletonuk - I'd probably put a stake through its heart.
Nemacles wrote 55 months ago:
I really want to share this blog post on my FB. Is that possible?
Hoppymom wrote 55 months ago:
You need to get busy inventing! These are awesome! The TMI scale!!!!! I love the Produce Scale!!! I need the Cracker JAcks Scale....What prizes would it give? My luck it would be coupons for free blooming onions or something like that.
stevew_68 wrote 55 months ago:
That was fun to read. I reckon my Fitbit scales are in the moveable scale section. Our sweet spot is right in front of a towel warmer that burns bodily parts if its on. Yes the scales ARE that close.
jessicapk wrote 55 months ago:
This is awesome! I was expecting something technical about why you should use so and so kind of scale but this far exceeded my expectations :)
amyjeaninga wrote 54 months ago:
The interplanetary scale: reports your weight as it would be calculated on a random planet in the solar system (perhaps with an option to omit Jupiter from the list...)
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Anonymous wrote 26 months ago:
TESTIMONY;
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Anonymous wrote 24 months ago:
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heureusement, je n'ai pas changé mon numéro de portable, mais je pensais que mon mari a supprimé le numéro qu'il pouvait utiliser pour me joindre, j'ai supprimé son numéro de mon téléphone, les différends que nous avons eu qui ont conduit à la séparation étaient horribles, je n'ai jamais pensé nous pourrions être à nouveau ensemble, sinon avec l'aide de ce grand lanceur de sorts, un jour j'ai vu un message sur mon téléphone quand je me suis réveillé c'était tôt le matin le message contenait des excuses, que je devrais lui pardonner tout ce qu'il a fait à moi je ne sais pas qui a envoyé un tel message parce que le numéro me semble étrange alors je rappelle l'expéditeur et voici la voix de la personne que j'ai entendue était la voix de mon mari j'étais en colère au début parce que je ne le fais pas Je veux qu'il sache qu'il m'a manqué après qu'il s'est excusé et a dit qu'il avait promis d'être un homme meilleur cette fois et a également dit qu'il ne me laissera jamais pleurer, je ne le crois jamais, depuis qu'il est revenu, j'ai remarqué quelque chose que mon mari a beaucoup changé il est maintenant le mari de rêve dont je rêve toujours, je veux juste remercier Dieu et le véritable lanceur de sorts avec lequel il m'a connecté, en ce moment je peux dire que tous mes problèmes sont terminés le sourire a toujours été sur mon visage je ne peux pas vous remercier assez monsieur, c'est ainsi que j'ai retrouvé l'amour de ma vie, nous sommes tous les deux heureux ensemble merci au Dr AFRID Que Dieu vous bénisse, pour la relation conseille atteindre le lanceur de sorts pour l'assistant Via, drafridherbalhome11@gmail.com
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Anonymous wrote 22 months ago:
I wake up everyday with a smile on my face and singing praises to this powerful spell caster called Dr, Okolo who has done me a great favor by rescuing my relationship from break up. I used to think that i have a perfect relationship till when my lover started coming home late and everyday he gives me different excuses then i decided to keep a close eye on him then i discovers that he was having an affair with another girl. I was heart broken because i trusted him so much and knowing that he has a secret relationship, hurts me a lot.. But i thank all those who placed the contact information of Dr, Okolo on the Internet because through that i have been able to contact Dr, Okolo and today my relationship has been restored with love and more romance. i never believed in till my husband came home begging that i should forgive him for all the wrong he did to me. its a testimony. i cant just say this without dropping the contact of the powerful spell caster that helped me. just message him directly on whatsapp now on +2347031895935 or better sill message him on his email address now drokolosolutioncenter@gmail.com He also cast spell such as

DIVORCE SPELLSLOST LOVE SPELLS MARRIAGE SPELLS DEATH SPELS REVENGE SPELLS BINDING SPELLS BANISH PAST LOVER SPELLS BREAKUP SPELLS COURT CASES SPELLS
Anonymous wrote 15 months ago:
Love never gives up, never loses faith, is always hopeful, and endures through every circumstances. I give God all the glory for bringing Lord Zakuza into my life for helping me get my wife back that got me divorced for one year. I was the last person on earth to accept the fact that spells exist or work not until I was referred to Lord Zakuza online to who has helped so many people with his powerful spells. I had no other option than to give it a try because 3 months after the divorce, I was demoted at my place of work due to depression for I don't know what to do to get her back but thank God today for using Lord Zakuza to get my happiness and love life back within 48 hours. Just last week here, I was promoted back to my position and I'm here to share my own experience with this man called Lord Zakuza. I don't know what you are going through today but know that in all situation there's always a way out. Lord Zakuza also prepares spells like Lottery spell, job spell, spell to stop a divorce, spell cure for any diseases, protection spell, spell to become successful and wealthy E.T.C. Contact him now for any help via TEXT OR WHATSAPP MESSENGER with: +1 740-573-9483 and Email on: Lordzakuza7@gmail.com
Anonymous wrote 15 months ago:
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