Ten Weight-Loss Gadgets and Apps for Christmas
Posted on 12/20/2012 by dsjohndrow
I just started think about Christmas shopping - no wonder I can't get anything done.
iPot - an app for counting cleansing as weight loss.
iLied - creates unique diaries to within 2 calories of your goal.
iRon - takes your photos and adds guns, thigh gaps and ripped abs.
iScale - always shows a lower weight than the previous weigh in.
iWhine - random excuses for your MFP profile.
iDrink2Much - finds low-cal drinks by scanning the shelves at the bar.
uSuck - detects trolls on the message boards.
iLight - penetrates the thick heads for under 1200 calorie eaters.
iPad - warns of TMI about TOM.
iWin - detects those that actually do the program and meet their goals!
There is still a few days left to shop, did I miss any?
Iroll would be for detecting OMG who cares posts
Irolled would be for those with balance issues/fall down and need to know how many calories we burned.
Ispy- detects stalkers