Identifying Pathetic Runners and Raceholes
And that's from my new book so you will be educated. :)
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Identifying Pathetic Runners and Raceholes
Posted on 9/01/2020 by dsjohndrow
Every sport has @$$holes and variations thereof, but running seems to have a unique flavor of @$$hole that I refer to as raceholes. The fact that raceholes run-shame other runners is nothing new. This however, does not mean that you may act anyway that you like. Based on my made-up scientific research, I have found that raceholes can be subdivided even further into three classes: 1. Asshats are runners who do stupid things and may not be aware of the reason why. Even pathetic runners can be asshats. They’re recognized by these actions: · Splashing water on the volunteers · Sudden stop for any reason · Run races with dogs on a leash 2. Twatwaffles are runners who are just rude. · Not pulling over to the side with a hand signal before a walk break · Using speakers instead of headphones during a race 3. Douche Canoes do things to specifically aggravate other runners And that's from my new book so you will be educated. :) |
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