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Have You Ever Asked Yourself?

I have had a rough couple of weeks. Three surgeries last week, a few hundred stitches and enough pain to eat 30 Vicodin in 1 sitting, I am trying to get my sea legs back.

Yesterday brought some more bad news on the cancer front.

Today I am just living my life. I am finding things to be happy about, planning future enjoyable events - hell, I am saving the max for my retirement and spending the rest.

Today I am going to try to make myself smile a little and enjoy weight loss at the same time.

- Can you fit into the same earrings you wore in high school?
- Is it all about diet, or am I predisposed to looking heavy?
- If I apply the cream, do I still have to run 10 miles a day to get it to work?
- Are your fitness goals to get down the to the weight you lied about on your driver's license?
- Would a pet head-cone help with portion control?
- If I hide the candy, will I find it?
- Is food retention a problem?
- Does being round count as being in shape?
- Does putting a crouton on you ice cream sundae instead of a cherry, make it a salad?
- If you lose count at 5000 calories, do you get to start over?
- If weight loss was like virginity, does that mean I'd never gain it back?
- If you were 10 feet tall, would the weight you are at be OK?
- Is your favorite exercise chewing?
- Am I good at exercising failure?
- Pizza is not a vegetable, wait, what?

OK - just some things which made me smile.

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22 comments:

rides4sanity wrote 83 months ago:
Glad you can smile. I think I heard 5 or 6 of these this week when folks were giving me a hard time about working out at 5:30 AM. Made me shake my head and smile, okay smirk and shake my head...

Take care and find joy in the little things.
MaryQueenofWalking wrote 83 months ago:
This one is hysterical and partly true for me:
Are your fitness goals to get down the to the weight you lied about on your driver's license?
Time2LoseWeightNOW wrote 83 months ago:
You ARE Boston Strong in more ways than you think!!
cbmcphillips wrote 83 months ago:
Good morning...

Like Gail (time2) said...

You, my friend are Boston Strong!

and yes, I will find the candy....esp chocolate....

tonybalony01 wrote 83 months ago:
If you were 10 feet tall, would the weight you are at be OK?
That's my problem; I'm not overweight, I'm undertall.

Pizza is not a vegetable, wait, what?
But Congress declared it a vegetable, and what they say goes!
Leahbcc wrote 83 months ago:
SMILING!
Anonymous wrote 83 months ago:
this is great, love it! thanks for making me laugh :)
swat1948 wrote 83 months ago:
I used the round is a shape one for many years till I woke up and saw the light. Never give up friend. So many of us care and are pulling for you!
californiagirl2012 wrote 83 months ago:
?

Boom! ??

Hoppymom wrote 83 months ago:
You crack me Up! I need a pet cone sometimes! lol
jackflak wrote 83 months ago:
positive thought! Keep on smiling!
celticlass69 wrote 83 months ago:
I did a push up today, well, actually I fell down, but I had to use my arms to get back up, so ... Close enough! Ha! Minion humour! :)
okcat4 wrote 83 months ago:
funny and accurate! Cancer sucks. Been there done that. Hate how it runs your life, but you have the best treatment:HUMOR!
GoPerfectHealth wrote 83 months ago:
Amazed at your ability to inspire in the face of great difficulty! Thank you!
Bellodesiderare wrote 83 months ago:
I'm sorry to hear that you've had a rough couple of weeks and received bad news regarding your health. You've been a big source of inspiration for me on MFP because you have overcame so much and remain strong and positive despite everything. Much Love, Boston Strong!
FitMoam wrote 83 months ago:
Wow, thanks for sharing! I've been depressed because I sprained my ankle, and here you are joking after cancer surgery. You rock!
PS - My daughter had cancer surgery and treatments eight months ago, and she is nearly back on track. Bless you and best wishes to you.
socalkay wrote 83 months ago:
In the depth of winter I finally learned that there was in me an invincible summer. ~ Albert Camus
socalkay wrote 83 months ago:
And 'yes', you will find the candy. o( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)o
Muzica1959 wrote 83 months ago:
So sorry about the bad news. I will keep you in my prayers. Thanks for the funnies. I needed them :D
suvmom03103 wrote 83 months ago:
Please think positive ! Thinking positive will keep you in the right frame of mind. Thoughts and prayers to you.

By the way... Love your t-shirt.. I had one very similar but my nephew "borrowed" it. I have yet to get it back !!

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