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Fitness and Weight-Loss Books by Dr. Seuss

If you have ever been a kid, you must have read a least a few Dr. Seuss books! I just finished reading my 8-year-old Hop on Pop and then had to explain how she couln't really jump on me. In spite fo her dissapointment, we've had more than a few rhymes at the dinner table. All I can say is it's a good thing we had steak and not pork that night.

Then I got to thinking what if the doc was on MFP and wrote a few books for our benefit?  Here are the results of that little journey.

The Fat in the Hat - Obese people avoiding the sun.

One Fish Two Fish Red Fish Blue Fish - Sushi for three. (560 Calories per serving)

Green Eggs and Ham and a Protien Bar -The original Atkins diet.

Hop on the Scale - The daily vs. weekly debate goes on.

Dr. Seuss's ABC - Apples, beans, cherries, donuts etc.

The Fat in the Hat Beginner Book Dictionary - Atkins, bulimia, cleansing; 26 in all.

Fox in Socks - actually they were stretch yoga pants.

I Wish I Could See My Duck Feet - A new NSV.

Come Over to My House - We have lots of healthy food.

Wacky Wednesday - We are only eating foods the begin with "W." Including wine (400 calories) and whole wheat bread (70 calories). Sort of like MFP communion.

Because a Little Bug Went Ka-choo - Poor fella was allergic to whole grains and whines about it on the message boards.

Oh, the Thinks You Can Think! - Body image 101 and should I eat my exercise calories.

The Cat's Quizzer - There's got to be a Chinese food joke in there.

I Can Eat With My Eyes Shut!

Oh Say Can You Say? - I am vegan and you're wrong, or I'm a carnivore and you're wrong.

I Am Not Going to Get Up Today! - Overcoming the lack of motivation for morning exercise.

My Book About Me - How to create an MFP profile page.

Maybe You should fly a Jet, Maybe You Should be a Vet - Maybe you should lose some wet.

Hunches in Bunches - Diet myths including: starvation mode and not eating after 5 pm..

Daisy-Head Mayzie - Protein shakes with essential brain nutrients.

Mr. Brown Can Moo! - You'll have to make up your own for this one. I don't want the blog flagged.

The Shape of Me and Other Stuff - Pear, apple, hourglass and 5 other body types.

There's a Wocket in My Pocket! - The illustrated book of thigh gaps and V abs!

Great Day for Up - Successful cheat days.

Would You Rather be a Skinny Bullfrog?

The Pop-Up Mice of Mr. Brice - Navigating flirt threads.

I Can Write - Not on my message boards!

Ten Apples Up On Top - The illustrated guide to fruit and sex.

How the Grinch Stole Your NSV at Christmas

The Lorax - a new DVD set where Jillian Michaels is bound and gagged in a locker room at Curves for a long weekend.

Oh the Places You'll Go - If you follow the MFP program!

Thanks for the votes and coats and boats.

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26 comments:

secretlobster wrote 114 months ago:
The Lorax is my absolute favorite. Thanks for this, I needed a laugh this morning
justme0362 wrote 114 months ago:
That was good chuckle time ... thanks
MommyTKD wrote 114 months ago:
Are You My Scale? the story of how one overweight gal went from store to store checking to find the lightest scale only to discover that the right scale was the one at home....
Kerri_is_so_very wrote 114 months ago:
HA!! A perfect start to my day, thank you! :)
itsanot wrote 114 months ago:
The Lorax is my favorite too!
Mustangsally1000 wrote 114 months ago:
I'm with secretlobster. i wanna see that!!! LOL
cessnaholly wrote 114 months ago:
MFP communion - hahaha. And now I'll never read Suess to my son the same again. No, now I'll be chuckling. Thanks!
Snowridesbikes wrote 114 months ago:
This is wonderful!
fishermanbob wrote 114 months ago:
another excellent post
Denjo060 wrote 114 months ago:
OMG this is so funny I love to read your blogs I needed a laugh this morning
HeatherMN wrote 114 months ago:
Fox in Compression Socks....a buyer's guide

Yertle the Turtle...a tale about runner's trots

The 500 Fats of Bartholomew Cubbins...foods to avoid while on a fat-free diet.

Tony Horton Hears a Who?...stop whining and P90X already!
jak111 wrote 114 months ago:
I'm still laughing! Great Job!
jesswiggin wrote 114 months ago:
Awesome! This made my day! Very creative!
snix1024 wrote 114 months ago:
this is excellent!
beebee0925 wrote 114 months ago:
Wine and whole wheat bread. Like MFP communion. LOL
gbers wrote 114 months ago:
this is GREAT! i laughed and smiled the whole way through. i also loved "Wacky Wednesday"!! thanks for sharing it, Dr. Seuss would be proud of his following!
wisebadger53 wrote 114 months ago:
I'm ready for this one! "One Fish Two Fish Red Fish Blue Fish"
grumpy2day wrote 114 months ago:
Holey Guaccamole! I'm not Grumpy2day!!!!!
flabulous4 wrote 114 months ago:
I need to read more Dr Seuss! Is he an accredited weightloss expert? ;-)
Rachael235 wrote 114 months ago:
love these there ace!!
felicity866 wrote 114 months ago:
Mr Brown can Moo....i think it's all bull!!! i love how you add humour to our everyday!! a great read...thanks
JustLindaLou wrote 114 months ago:
OMGLMBO!!! One of the best ones yet!!!
adbohls wrote 114 months ago:
Laughed all the way through and Mr. Brown should Moo....
angel4evergvng wrote 114 months ago:
youre awesome!!!
chrissistarr wrote 114 months ago:
I really needed a laugh today thanks!
Robin_Bin wrote 114 months ago:
One Fish Two Fish Flabby Fish Fit Fish

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