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Denial is Not Only A River In Egypt!

You've met them. Some of them are your MFP friends, and others are in real life. They are people who can't see that they are in trouble with their weight and ultimately their health. And worst of all, you could be one; one in denial!

You know that you are in denial when:

- You say that if God had wanted you to exercise and touch your toes, He would have put them higher up on your body.

- Your favorite pants don't fit, and you blame your spouse for washing them in hot water and then drying then on high.

- You go to the coffee shop and tell the cashier the coffee is for you, and the donuts are for your pet Fighting Fish, when the truth is it's the other way around.

- You go to an "all you can eat" restaurant or buffet because you have invested in their stock.

- You eat whatever you like because you get a lot of exercise - pushing the buttons on the remote.

- You heard that there were two pieces of cake in the fridge, and think how sad it is that you missed one.

- You kick the scale, well, because it's a scale damit.

- All your vacation photos at Disney were taken at the Food Court in Epcot Center.

- You get flowers and chocolates from an admirer and throw the flowers out.

- You eat because, well, your mouth wasn't that busy at the time.

- You are out of breath just thinking about exercise.

- You go to weddings because the cake is free.

- You try to do a push up and discover that a number of body parts have not left the floor.

Did I miss any?

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daddyssunshyne wrote 134 months ago:
Hey, that last one really *is* me lol!
chedges9090 wrote 134 months ago:
My husband is always washing my jeans in Hot Water.!! OY! :) Great blog!
nanana123 wrote 134 months ago:
hahaha that was the funniest blog entry I've read today! love your blog!
Black_Swan wrote 134 months ago:
You tell yourself this is the last pizza... today...
wendywright10 wrote 134 months ago:
LOL! All so true! I was attempting pushups the other night & my arm gave out on me. Did a face plant right into the carpet. & today I saw there was ONE donut left on the counter & had to gobble it up. Shew, thinking about that...I need to do some exercise!!!
skinnyme47 wrote 134 months ago:
Funny Blog lol :)
Dootzy1 wrote 134 months ago:
Fun reading this....thanks for the moments of levity on the journey!
dsjohndrow wrote 134 months ago:
@All thanks for the support i the comments!

@BlackSwan - LOL my kind of humor!
peddlepusher wrote 134 months ago:
thanks for the giggle :)
mccgivens wrote 134 months ago:
OMG...sooo funny (and true)

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