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Batman Smells, Robin Laid an Egg

When I was in 2nd grade, one of the most popular shows on TV was Batman. Bruce Wayne, billionaire by day, and crime fighting superhero by night, ran crooks out of Gotham City with his sidekick Robin.

They were so popular, their names were added to the lyrics of Jingle Bells!

Nowadays it's not as popular for men to play dress up and and hang out with young men, but in my day, it was perfectly acceptable.

Robin had a pretty extensive vocabulary, but he was sort of religious. All of his expressions were proceeded with "holy." For example, "Holy Hoodwink" was the expression he used when the crooks tricked them. HERE is a site with the audio for just about every holy expression that was used in the original series (as far as I know). They have been collected by someone who can't spell, but I didn't notice.

It got me to thinking, Robin may have been a runner or health and fitness nerd like me? These are some of his actual lines.

Holy Almost (missing a PR by seconds)
Holy Apparition (speaking of someone who looks like Hal Higdon)
Holy Backfire (speaking of fartleks)
Holy Ball And Chain (DOMS)
Holy Blank Cartridge (when your water bottle is empty)
Holy Bunions
Holy Caffeine
Holy Catastrophe
Holy Cinderella (speaking of the Disney Princess 1/2 Marathon)
Holy Clockwork (when you had a good race time)
Holy Costume Party (speaking of the Halloween 10K)
Holy Flight Plan (when your race buddy beats you))
Holy Fork In The Road (when you see a sleeping race marshal)
Holy Fruit Salad (post race bananas)
Holy Hamstrings
Holy Heart Failure (speaking of me)
Holy Heartbreak (reference to big hill at the end of the Boston Marathon)
Holy Hole In A Donut (reference to a hole in a donut)
Holy Hoof Beats (speaking of an approaching runner)
Holy Interplanetary Yardstick (there is no good time to say this)
Holy Jelly Molds (post workout legs)
Holy Love Birds (couples crossing the finish line holding hands)
Holy Marathon
Holy Mashed Potatoes
Holy Miracles
Holy Nick Of Time (speaking of a race ending in something and :59 seconds)
Holy Nightmare (speaking of lost toenails)
Holy Non Sequiturs (you need to know what a sequitur is to use this)
Holy One Track Bat Computer Mind
Holy Oxygen
Holy Rats In A Trap (people stopping to walk in the middle of a race)
Holy Relief
Holy Return From Oblivion (speaking of a marathon finish)
Holy Roadblocks
Holy Sarcophagus (running shoes with a small toe box)
Holy Skull Tap (this is just cool)
Holy Slipped Disc
Holy Split Seconds (tenths and hundredths of a second)
Holy Stampede (a race start with thousands of runners)
Holy Ten Toes
Holy Uncanny Photographic Mental Processes (what goes on in my head every day)

What's your favorite?

As always, thanks for reading along!

And the photo is from the BBC website and taken by AP.

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tonybalony01 wrote 111 months ago:
My personal favorite (although not related to running): Holy strawberries, Batman! We're in a jam!
What will David come with next? Come back tomorrow to find out. Same bat time. Same bat channel.
KansasRider wrote 111 months ago:
Mustangsally1000 wrote 111 months ago:
That said it, tonybolony!
MaryRegs wrote 111 months ago:
Holy Hairdo...mine as I try to run and it sticks to my face! Made me laugh at work again!!
odditblue wrote 111 months ago:
Holy Wordsmithery! (Nice blog) ;)
DEEDLYNN wrote 111 months ago:
Holy Shin Splints. LOL. Great blog!
demery12371 wrote 111 months ago:
Holy Caffeine = Runner's High :)
holliwood322 wrote 111 months ago:
you forgot "Holy Guacamole!" this is when viewing a nice delicious bowl of guac. also used a a good facial, you could say this to your wife when she applies the guac to her face!

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