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Things 3000 Days Has Taught Me

I have been at this journey for well over 3000 days. And in some circles that makes me an expert. :P There are a few observations I have made about where I am at in all this. I am also endlessly amused at the some of the stuff people believe about weight loss, running, and exercise in general. I believed some of that stuff too.

Uh oh, here he goes. Time to report him to the blog Nazis!

Here is what I am seeing:

- You feel fat after you eat and you feel thinner after you exercise.

- People are not allergic to water; they are often addicted to sugar.

- If you spice up your plain food, the dogs won't eat the leftovers.

- Runners don't care if their dog has diarrhea, they run with them anyway.

- The best way to lose the last 10 pounds is liposuction.

- Once they can see it, men look at their junk a lot more often then they realize.

- A new purse isn't going to change the scale.

- The scale going down is not an indicator of fitness.

- Sucking it in doesn't work on bingo wings and love handles.

- Endorphins are the nectar of the workout gods.

- Spilling a $6.00 energy drink is the adult equivalent of a child loosing a helium balloon.

- Turn off your flash, and put away feminine products and sex toys when taking success and progress pictures in the bathroom.

How do I know these things? I wrote a book about it.

Thanks for being on the journey, for your friendship, and your support. David

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7 comments:

kendallvon wrote 2 months ago:
LOL! Great observations!
izzybelle2013 wrote 2 months ago:
Love it!
texteach66 wrote 2 months ago:
Turn off your flash... is my favorite! Congrats on 3000 days; makes my measly 1346 days seem like nothing. I like chasing you!
BexB42 wrote 2 months ago:
I specifically am disgusted by toilet background selfies. I won't mention those so absorbed they forgot to flush...
^v^
Poedaughter7 wrote 2 months ago:
Good one.
zydeco69 wrote 2 months ago:
Put away the sex toys! LOL!! Great advice and one I will remember.
Anonymous wrote 2 months ago:
I really need to buy your book. The last observation just about wrecked me! :-D

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