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May 2, 2013 8:48 AM
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Get me a cold beer fro the fridge and keep your mouth shut when the game is on......

Make me a sammich as well.


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May 2, 2013 8:49 AM
A lap dance at the local club, of course.
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May 2, 2013 8:49 AM
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and it is your birthday.
APART from the sex, what else will you appreciate?

I am absolutely clueless, I don't want to buy something that is "meh."


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May 2, 2013 8:50 AM
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Bear, steak, bacon.


Do all men want a bEAR?

inquiring minds wanna know.
Edited by meredith1123 On May 2, 2013 8:51 AM
May 2, 2013 8:51 AM
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and it is your birthday.
APART from the sex, what else will you appreciate?

I am absolutely clueless, I don't want to buy something that is "meh."


I got mine a couple of t-shirts, good chocolate, pizza and chips XD
Edited by Dead_Darling On May 2, 2013 9:12 AM
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May 2, 2013 8:51 AM
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Bwahahahahahaha!!!
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May 2, 2013 8:51 AM
I'm sorry I thought you said apart from sex you're boy friend is a boy isn't he.
May 2, 2013 8:52 AM
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My hubby always says that his b-day and father's day are "steak & B L O W J O B days" Yeah. Really.


NEVER, EVER can go wrong with this, assuming the steak is cooked right, and the BJ is completed.
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May 2, 2013 8:54 AM
I'm not much into things anymore. A nice dinner, sex, wine/beer, sex, a back rub, and sex.
May 2, 2013 8:54 AM
For your boyfriend, sex should not be a thing that is only associated with a birthday.

Save that for when you are married.
May 2, 2013 8:55 AM
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and it is your birthday.
APART from the sex, what else will you appreciate?

I am absolutely clueless, I don't want to buy something that is "meh."



At first glance I read this as "I don't want to buy something that is METH.....". I need more coffee I think. Although I should go on record that buying him METH is probably not a good idea.

I would suggest some tasteful boxers or t-shirts, a few of his favorite things to eat, and then tickets to something he's going to enjoy. Or just take him to Las Vegas!!
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May 2, 2013 8:55 AM
bacon

pudding

naked
May 2, 2013 9:00 AM
sex and then bacon, in that order.
May 2, 2013 9:00 AM
In past relationships, I just go for something they either would really enjoy, or something extra they need but haven't gotten yet. Some guys like useful/practical gifts. For one guy, I got him an Xbox 360 that he kept at my house (his family had one, but it officially belonged to his Dad only) and Bioshock 2. I got another guy I dated a brand new LCD computer monitor, his was on the fritz but he hadn't justified the cost of replacing it yet. You know your guy, so you'll figure it out. :)
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May 2, 2013 9:01 AM
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Bear, steak, bacon.


Bear?

You know, big furry thing that lives in the forest? Eats picanic baskets and people?

FML.


I don't think Mr Ranger is going to like this Yogi
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May 2, 2013 9:01 AM
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A hall pass


^^^^ This and then you get one, too. It's a fun gift. Potentially a gift that can keep on giving.

I like the way you think. MFP stalking begins... now!
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May 2, 2013 9:01 AM
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Get me a cold beer fro the fridge and keep your mouth shut when the game is on......
You're single aren't you?


Happily married for 13 years, been together for 22....and we have many girlfriends....
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May 2, 2013 9:02 AM
Threesome
May 2, 2013 9:09 AM
Helimax Quadcopter. He will love it.

http://www.helimax-rc.com/helicopters/hmxe0834-1sq/index.html
May 2, 2013 9:11 AM
Wow, I'm so easy to shop for its silly. That being said, I don't know your boyfriend like you do. So I can only really speak to what I would like. Also, I see sex is a common answer. If sex is a special occasion in anyone's relationship, I'm sorry. So, carnal desires aside...

1. Some silly toy (Yup, still like them at 34. Thinkgeek.com)
2. An adventure of some sort Bonus, creates great memories as a couple (Example, Segway tour, river rafting, skydiving etc.)
3. Tickets to something he's into.
4. A pampered day. This will take a bit more effort but it shows you put some thought and care into it.
5. Lessons, for something he's always wanted to try.
6. Maybe he hasn't seen one of his good friends in a while and you work behind the scenes to set up a day for them to do whatever they like.

Food for thought: Gifts are cool but something that makes a lasting memory or great story... timeless.
Edited by Randyamc On May 2, 2013 9:13 AM
May 2, 2013 9:14 AM
bj coupons :)
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May 2, 2013 9:16 AM
Sex. Sex is always the best option.

Oh, and when did I become your boyfriend? I feel like I should have known about this sooner.
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May 2, 2013 9:16 AM
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bj coupons :)

Winner!
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May 2, 2013 9:18 AM
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that **** is funny
May 2, 2013 9:19 AM
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bj coupons :)


You're HOT!
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