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April 22, 2013 12:27 PM
I do math problems and reading twice a week, but I am getting way too intelligent. I don't even do that much but my brain is super duper smart and I want to make it less smart.
  33156682
April 22, 2013 12:29 PM
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I do math problems and reading twice a week, but I am getting way too intelligent. I don't even do that much but my brain is super duper smart and I want to make it less smart.


go on the master cleanse. you'll sh*t your brain out.
Edited by LoosingMyLast15 On April 22, 2013 1:27 PM
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April 22, 2013 12:30 PM
give your prostate DOMS
April 22, 2013 12:31 PM
Spend a few months on MFP
April 22, 2013 12:32 PM
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I do math problems and reading twice a week, but I am getting way too intelligent. I don't even do that much but my brain is super duper smart and I want to make it less smart.


I've heard sleeping makes your brain longer and leaner, and everyone knows fat brains are the smartest.
  517622
April 22, 2013 12:32 PM
Watch honey boo boo for 24 hours straight.
Your brain cells will excrete through your tear ducts.
Drops 15 IQ points a day.
April 22, 2013 12:34 PM
Watch Grey's Anatomy or any show on the Lifetime network.
April 22, 2013 12:34 PM
I'm pretty sure if you don't eat smart drinks right after you do math problems you will excrete the burned brain matter
April 22, 2013 12:34 PM
shakeology
April 22, 2013 12:34 PM
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Spend a few months on MFP


Read all the posts in all MFP relationship threads for one day.
April 22, 2013 12:34 PM
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Watch honey boo boo for 24 hours straight.
Your brain cells will excrete through your tear ducts.
Drops 15 IQ points a day.


they will drop at twice that rate if you employ intermittent TV fasting....watch honey boo boo during your eating hours and then Jersey shore reruns during your fasting period...

trust...the combination of Honey booboo with the GTL crowd will work wonders.
April 22, 2013 12:34 PM
QUOTE:

QUOTE:

I do math problems and reading twice a week, but I am getting way too intelligent. I don't even do that much but my brain is super duper smart and I want to make it less smart.


I've heard sleeping makes your brain longer and leaner, and everyone knows fat brains are the smartest.


^^^This
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April 22, 2013 12:34 PM
Read Twilight.
April 22, 2013 12:35 PM
What you're looking for is a sort of mental atrophy. Just stop thinking so much and eventually your brain will shrink. Also, don't eat brains so the brain tissue you destroy can't get repaired.
April 22, 2013 12:35 PM
Just read the MFP forums on a daily basis. That'll dumb you down a bit.
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April 22, 2013 12:36 PM
Watch some Dr. Oz, Dr. Phil and top it off with a few soaps. This should cure your problem tout de suite
Edited by MizTerry On April 22, 2013 12:55 PM
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April 22, 2013 12:36 PM
drink pregnant lady pee \m/
  726423
April 22, 2013 12:37 PM
watch don't be tardy on the oxygen network....saw a few minutes of it and have been stupid since.
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April 22, 2013 12:37 PM
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What you're looking for is a sort of mental atrophy. Just stop thinking so much and eventually your brain will shrink. Also, don't eat brains so the brain tissue you destroy can't get repaired.


just one more bite, please?
April 22, 2013 12:37 PM
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Do you know your TVEE (Television Viewing Energy Expenditure)?

Multiply TVEE (for me about 1.5 hours a day) by the amount of intelligence you want to lose (50% intelligence? 25% intelligence), and then ADD that number to your current viewing time to create the appropriate surplus.



Dat dere's science!
April 22, 2013 12:38 PM
I was looking on Netflix to see if I could stream Springer or Rikki Lake.
  33156682
April 22, 2013 12:39 PM
Cut your calories to 1,200.
April 22, 2013 12:40 PM
I have the same problem so i drink.
April 22, 2013 12:40 PM
QUOTE:

Do you know your TVEE (Television Viewing Energy Expenditure)?

Multiply TVEE (for me about 1.5 hours a day) by the amount of intelligence you want to lose (50% intelligence? 25% intelligence), and then ADD that number to your current viewing time to create the appropriate surplus.

Won't doing the math to figure that out make my brain bulky?

Wait, did constructing the logic of the above statement contribute to brain bulk?

Oh noez, I keep doing it!
  33156682
April 22, 2013 12:40 PM
Friend request Dr Oz

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