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March 29, 2013 7:46 AM
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So I'm meeting up with a couple dreamy guys in 2 weeks and I need to lose about 20 lbs by then. I know I shouldn't have waited until the last second but this is where I am and have to work with the time I have. Any helpful advice would be greatly appreciated! flowerforyou


Ooh! A man-man-lady threesome!
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March 29, 2013 7:47 AM
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Water, butter and ex-lax.


On quick glance I saw water and butt sex.

Gotta wonder where my minds at right now. ;/


I'm sure my picture didn't help that. blushing

That is one AMAZING backside! love


Thank you! heart flowerforyou


I second that. Amazing backside
March 29, 2013 7:50 AM
20 lbs?? I really prefer you WITH your boobs. Don't cut them off :-(
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March 29, 2013 7:51 AM
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Water, butter and ex-lax.


On quick glance I saw water and butt sex.

Gotta wonder where my minds at right now. ;/


I'm sure my picture didn't help that. blushing

That is one AMAZING backside! love


Thank you! heart flowerforyou


I second that. Amazing backside


Thank you!

Okay, not a thread about my butt, this about losing 20 pounds. If we want a thread about my butt we can make one. I'm strike free and looking for a first.
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March 29, 2013 7:52 AM
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We have mutual friends, so we should date and practice getting you ready.blushing
I am a helper like that.love flowerforyou drinker


stop being creepy dad


Calm down son...I said date not get you a new mommy!!
Oh and guess what daddy has in the box!


I know we're close, dad. But I just asked her to peg my ass with her stump. You really want my seconds?
March 29, 2013 7:53 AM
Low carb seems to work the fastest, eat lean meats and veggies with some healthy fats. I go low carb when I'm in a hurry to drop lbs, 4-7 lbs a week is what I usually drop, but I can't eat that way for longer than a few weeks.
  7368374
March 29, 2013 7:54 AM
It took me 2.5 months to loose 20 lbs. I did it by watching portions, swapping higher calorie food with lower calorie foods and exercise 6 days a week. Do it the healthy way!
March 29, 2013 8:01 AM
What this thread is about weight loss, I thought it was about usmcmp's butt. I misread something.
March 29, 2013 8:02 AM
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We have mutual friends, so we should date and practice getting you ready.blushing
I am a helper like that.love flowerforyou drinker


stop being creepy dad


Calm down son...I said date not get you a new mommy!!
Oh and guess what daddy has in the box!


I know we're close, dad. But I just asked her to peg my ass with her stump. You really want my seconds?


and yes it's seconds, because turnabout is fair play
March 29, 2013 8:16 AM
OP, you are such a cutie, so you shouldn't remove your head...but that's a good 8-10 pounds right there.

I do hear that limb removal is all the rage in weight loss. Dr. Oz recommends it as well. Keep your arms, though, because you will need them for those two fine gentleman.

Good luck with your threesome. flowerforyou
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March 29, 2013 8:50 AM
Senna tablets are the way to go.

Why not just poop it all out?
March 29, 2013 2:53 PM
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So I'm meeting up with a couple dreamy guys in 2 weeks and I need to lose about 20 lbs by then. I know I shouldn't have waited until the last second but this is where I am and have to work with the time I have. Any helpful advice would be greatly appreciated! flowerforyou


Ooh! A man-man-lady threesome!


my fave.
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March 29, 2013 3:09 PM
Everyone's body reacts differently (and I'm sure many people will shun me on here for my diet choices), but I'd recommend doing Atkins Induction for two weeks (the first phase of the Atkins program). I've lost 6 lbs since Monday. Yeah, yeah, I know, it's mostly water weight. However, I did induction in January too, lost 10 lbs then, and I never gained it back. Worth a shot!
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