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March 7, 2013 2:47 AM
I know there are lots of factors eg height weight body fat
March 7, 2013 2:50 AM
I believe I just got flagged by a government security agency by Goggling this.

EDIT: But my research says it is much like beef, although people are more like pork in constitution.
Edited by Alatariel75 On March 7, 2013 2:52 AM
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March 7, 2013 2:59 AM
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I believe I just got flagged by a government security agency by Goggling this.


Me too I've ate a girl before but not in the nutritional sense lol
I could never fit it into my macros... maybe on a cheat day
March 7, 2013 3:03 AM
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March 7, 2013 3:10 AM
I'll eat a person.

IIFYM
March 7, 2013 3:15 AM
eating human flesh is paleo
March 7, 2013 3:18 AM
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March 7, 2013 3:19 AM
how long till this thred is locked or deleted?

loving captain jack though!!!
March 7, 2013 3:21 AM
Still no answer to the original question :(
March 7, 2013 3:33 AM
Hmmmm lets give if a go lol. Lets say human weights 130lb...majority is fat and protein. Lets say 20% fat = 26lb of fat = 11793.4 which is 106,137 cals and lets say the rest is protein (including organs) if we take 40lb away for bones that leaves 61lb of protein = 27669.1 which is 110,676 which means therefore total caloric intake = 216,813 caloroes

Ha ha that's my best guess

Although I just read that bones generally make up 15% of body weight which in this case is 19lb and therefore you'd have to add a further 21lb of protein! Lol
Edited by Iron_Pheonix On March 7, 2013 3:37 AM
March 7, 2013 3:43 AM
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Hmmmm lets give if a go lol. Lets say human weights 130lb...majority is fat and protein. Lets say 20% fat = 26lb of fat = 11793.4 which is 106,137 cals and lets say the rest is protein (including organs) if we take 40lb away for bones that leaves 61lb of protein = 27669.1 which is 110,676 which means therefore total caloric intake = 216,813 caloroes

Ha ha that's my best guess

Although I just read that bones generally make up 15% of body weight which in this case is 19lb and therefore you'd have to add a further 21lb of protein! Lol


So a lot of calories is the answer lol
March 7, 2013 3:44 AM
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Hmmmm lets give if a go lol. Lets say human weights 130lb...majority is fat and protein. Lets say 20% fat = 26lb of fat = 11793.4 which is 106,137 cals and lets say the rest is protein (including organs) if we take 40lb away for bones that leaves 61lb of protein = 27669.1 which is 110,676 which means therefore total caloric intake = 216,813 caloroes

Ha ha that's my best guess

Although I just read that bones generally make up 15% of body weight which in this case is 19lb and therefore you'd have to add a further 21lb of protein! Lol




So a lot of calories is the answer lol


Well it would take a massive burn to burn it off...:/
March 7, 2013 3:58 AM
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Hmmmm lets give if a go lol. Lets say human weights 130lb...majority is fat and protein. Lets say 20% fat = 26lb of fat = 11793.4 which is 106,137 cals and lets say the rest is protein (including organs) if we take 40lb away for bones that leaves 61lb of protein = 27669.1 which is 110,676 which means therefore total caloric intake = 216,813 caloroes

Ha ha that's my best guess

Although I just read that bones generally make up 15% of body weight which in this case is 19lb and therefore you'd have to add a further 21lb of protein! Lol




So a lot of calories is the answer lol


Well it would take a massive burn to burn it off...:/


Like running from the authorities, scrambling up mountains to hideaway caves, setting traps, etc. for all that effort, I'd rather hunt something that doesn't argue back. Like a moose or something.
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March 7, 2013 3:58 AM
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Hmmmm lets give if a go lol. Lets say human weights 130lb...majority is fat and protein. Lets say 20% fat = 26lb of fat = 11793.4 which is 106,137 cals and lets say the rest is protein (including organs) if we take 40lb away for bones that leaves 61lb of protein = 27669.1 which is 110,676 which means therefore total caloric intake = 216,813 caloroes

Ha ha that's my best guess

Although I just read that bones generally make up 15% of body weight which in this case is 19lb and therefore you'd have to add a further 21lb of protein! Lol




So a lot of calories is the answer lol


Well it would take a massive burn to burn it off...:/


Bev is on the menu
March 7, 2013 4:03 AM
This is the most awesome thread. It cracked me up. Thank you for posting this!
March 7, 2013 4:06 AM
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Hmmmm lets give if a go lol. Lets say human weights 130lb...majority is fat and protein. Lets say 20% fat = 26lb of fat = 11793.4 which is 106,137 cals and lets say the rest is protein (including organs) if we take 40lb away for bones that leaves 61lb of protein = 27669.1 which is 110,676 which means therefore total caloric intake = 216,813 caloroes

Ha ha that's my best guess

Although I just read that bones generally make up 15% of body weight which in this case is 19lb and therefore you'd have to add a further 21lb of protein! Lol


So if i'm on 1400 a day, a human would last me just under 155 days.
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March 7, 2013 4:08 AM
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Hmmmm lets give if a go lol. Lets say human weights 130lb...majority is fat and protein. Lets say 20% fat = 26lb of fat = 11793.4 which is 106,137 cals and lets say the rest is protein (including organs) if we take 40lb away for bones that leaves 61lb of protein = 27669.1 which is 110,676 which means therefore total caloric intake = 216,813 caloroes

Ha ha that's my best guess

Although I just read that bones generally make up 15% of body weight which in this case is 19lb and therefore you'd have to add a further 21lb of protein! Lol


So if i'm on 1400 a day, a human would last me just under 155 days.


Or with my current consumption I'd have you for lunch ;)
March 7, 2013 4:08 AM
It depends... are you planning on using a marinade?
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March 7, 2013 4:16 AM
^^^^ Oh now I'll have to re calculate

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Hmmmm lets give if a go lol. Lets say human weights 130lb...majority is fat and protein. Lets say 20% fat = 26lb of fat = 11793.4 which is 106,137 cals and lets say the rest is protein (including organs) if we take 40lb away for bones that leaves 61lb of protein = 27669.1 which is 110,676 which means therefore total caloric intake = 216,813 caloroes

Ha ha that's my best guess

Although I just read that bones generally make up 15% of body weight which in this case is 19lb and therefore you'd have to add a further 21lb of protein! Lol



So if i'm on 1400 a day, a human would last me just under 155 days.


Or with my current consumption I'd have you for lunch ;)


Ooo err mister!
Edited by BeccaHawes49 On March 7, 2013 4:16 AM
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March 7, 2013 4:26 AM
totally tallying up how many calories i'd be now. stand by, hungry natives!
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March 7, 2013 4:29 AM
Run a 26.2 Mile marathon then chow down.
March 7, 2013 4:30 AM
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It depends... are you planning on using a marinade?


how many calories in fava beans and a nice chianti?
March 7, 2013 4:31 AM
Best thread I've read in a while laugh
March 7, 2013 4:34 AM
Humans are all grissle and hate. You wouldn't want to waste your calories on that, would you?
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March 7, 2013 4:36 AM
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I believe I just got flagged by a government security agency by Goggling this.


Me too I've ate a girl before but not in the nutritional sense lol
I could never fit it into my macros... maybe on a cheat day


too much sodium?

hahahaha
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