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October 4, 2012 2:46 PM
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THIS THREAD IS FULL OF WIN!!!


And beef and cheese! And so many other amazing things! Ahhhh....the list just grows and grows!
October 4, 2012 2:47 PM
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Hey, you can make me a sammie anytime! You know, to show your appreciation bigsmile


We should plan a meet-up and throw a sammich makin' party.
October 4, 2012 2:49 PM
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DEXTER'S MOM MADE GOOD SAMMICHES TOO!
October 4, 2012 2:51 PM
I always heard men have to emotions hungry and horny, I fine with both bigsmile
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October 4, 2012 2:52 PM
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they obviously arent wired for sex.......boom no i didnt


Perhaps it is not the wiring of the woman, rather the lack of the man.
Boom, yes I did. laugh
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October 4, 2012 2:53 PM
Are you for real? That's like saying a woman is genetically inclined to do dishes.
October 4, 2012 2:55 PM
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Are you for real? That's like saying a woman is genetically inclined to do dishes.


I think that debate is going on in another thread. wink
October 4, 2012 2:56 PM
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Are you for real? That's like saying a woman is genetically inclined to do dishes.

Ummm please read my previous post regarding the genetic adaptation of smaller feet to get closer to the sink for dishwashing......I swear you women need to just accept your gifts and abilities
October 4, 2012 2:58 PM
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Are you for real? That's like saying a woman is genetically inclined to do dishes.


Please don't derail the thread, this is about sammiches

Although this is a very good question, you should start your own thread for that debate
October 4, 2012 3:01 PM
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they obviously arent wired for sex.......boom no i didnt


Perhaps it is not the wiring of the woman, rather the lack of the man.
Boom, yes I did. laugh


Ha! best forum post ever
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October 4, 2012 3:30 PM
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I'd rather make my own sammiches. I'm funny like that........

I actually made my 7 year old daughter's lunch for her before i left for work this morning. Guess what it was.............


Yep..........a sammich (american cheese on whole wheat with some fake butter)


Dad,
I am sorry. But you need to be fired.
Child Protective Services? Hullo?
American cheese and oleomargarine?
You gave that to a healthy, growing child?
You could stunt her taste buds forever -- not to mention the lack of proper nutrients.
Move over and let mom make the lunch from now on. Please.


lulz @ paleo crossfeg cuming to dis thred 2 tel sumone how ta rase der kid
October 4, 2012 3:32 PM
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they obviously arent wired for sex.......boom no i didnt


Perhaps it is not the wiring of the woman, rather the lack of the man.
Boom, yes I did. laugh


Love it, took the words right out of my mouth! Hehehe


Think he's one of those guys who actually thinks he's doing something but for the girl he's with it's like watching paint dry. lol Poor girl. :(
October 4, 2012 3:47 PM
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Are you for real? That's like saying a woman is genetically inclined to do dishes.



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October 4, 2012 8:18 PM
Can everyone stop bothering with the "men wired to cheat" thread and come back to this one?
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October 4, 2012 8:35 PM
Yes, I think so. Just the right height for the counter, smaller feet so they can stand close to the counter to make the sammich and close to the sink to wash dishes.
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October 4, 2012 8:45 PM
I am wired to do all kinds of fun and amazing ****... and yes making sammiches is one of them
October 4, 2012 8:56 PM
Want a Fluffernutter, little boy? bigsmile laugh
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October 4, 2012 10:43 PM
I can only speak 4 myself,..but I truly enjoy being in the kitchen,..making sandwhichs/cooking,..I even have a pretty pink apron,..it's cute & it's hot w/ heelswink
October 4, 2012 10:43 PM
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I can only speak 4 myself,..but I truly enjoy being in the kitchen,..making sandwhichs/cooking,..I even have a pretty pink apron,..it's cute & it's hot w/ heelswink


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October 4, 2012 10:59 PM
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October 4, 2012 11:01 PM
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pssshh... is that all it takes? I got this. wink
October 4, 2012 11:17 PM
in the kitchen?blushing
October 4, 2012 11:20 PM
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in the kitchen?blushing


That's a good place to start. wink
October 5, 2012 6:26 AM
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Are you for real? That's like saying a woman is genetically inclined to do dishes.


It's a JOKE! Look for the other thread....(Are men wired to cheat?)
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October 5, 2012 7:03 AM
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Are you for real? That's like saying a woman is genetically inclined to do dishes.


It's a JOKE! Look for the other thread....(Are men wired to cheat?)


I'm sorry, but determining whether or not a woman is wired to make sammiches is not something we should take lightly. Some would suggest that it is a matter of life and death. It isn't. It's more serious than that.

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