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October 4, 2012 1:42 PM
The only thing my wife is wired to make in the kitchen is trouble.

I didn't marry her for her domestic abilities...thank God.
October 4, 2012 1:48 PM
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they obviously arent wired for sex.......boom no i didnt


Oh, yes, we are, just not around y'all! laugh
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October 4, 2012 1:49 PM
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Edited by megalin9 On October 4, 2012 1:49 PM
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October 4, 2012 1:50 PM
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QUOTE:

they obviously arent wired for sex.......boom no i didnt


Perhaps it is not the wiring of the woman, rather the lack of the man.
Boom, yes I did. laugh


BAM!
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October 4, 2012 1:51 PM
I recently found out that I am too! All it took was the right boyfriend I guess. I love making that fool lunch for work.
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October 4, 2012 1:52 PM
This thread cracks me up!
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October 4, 2012 1:53 PM
There must be a fault in my wiring... I make soups instead!
October 4, 2012 1:54 PM
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QUOTE:

they obviously arent wired for sex.......boom no i didnt


Oh, yes, we are, just not around y'all! laugh



***OUCH**** teehee!
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October 4, 2012 1:54 PM
I need my e-head examined...took me 6 pages to have the time to realize this was a dy/dx of the "are men wired to cheat" thread.

No wonder this one hasn't been ****-canned yet.
October 4, 2012 1:56 PM
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they obviously arent wired for sex.......boom no i didnt


lol If you're complaining I'm guessing one of you needs lessons. :P Yeah, I went there. hehehe
October 4, 2012 1:57 PM
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QUOTE:

they obviously arent wired for sex.......boom no i didnt


Perhaps it is not the wiring of the woman, rather the lack of the man.
Boom, yes I did. laugh


Love it, took the words right out of my mouth! Hehehe
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October 4, 2012 1:58 PM
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The only thing my wife is wired to make in the kitchen is trouble.

I didn't marry her for her domestic abilities...thank God.


LOL...Awww...poor guy!
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October 4, 2012 1:58 PM
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I'd rather make my own sammiches. I'm funny like that........

I actually made my 7 year old daughter's lunch for her before i left for work this morning. Guess what it was.............


Yep..........a sammich (american cheese on whole wheat with some fake butter)


Dad,
I am sorry. But you need to be fired.
Child Protective Services? Hullo?
American cheese and oleomargarine?
You gave that to a healthy, growing child?
You could stunt her taste buds forever -- not to mention the lack of proper nutrients.
Move over and let mom make the lunch from now on. Please.
October 4, 2012 2:03 PM
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QUOTE:

The only thing my wife is wired to make in the kitchen is trouble.

I didn't marry her for her domestic abilities...thank God.


LOL...Awww...poor guy!


She has other, more redeeming qualities. Besides, I never dated a woman who could out cook me.
October 4, 2012 2:04 PM
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I need my e-head examined...took me 6 pages to have the time to realize this was a dy/dx of the "are men wired to cheat" thread.

No wonder this one hasn't been ****-canned yet.


Better late than never. ; )
Edited by Owsla135 On October 4, 2012 2:05 PM
October 4, 2012 2:13 PM
I do make some damned amazing sammies, especially when they involve beef and cheese.
October 4, 2012 2:17 PM
To the women on this thread....oh, what a breath of fresh air! All of you! I'm loving this thread. If I could line each of you up single file I would totally make sammiches for ya! True story. And I make a MEAN mother fkg sammich...all kinds. From grilled chicken pesto w/roasted red peppers to PB and Marshmallow creme...I rock a toaster like no other!

Faith in humanity restored to level 9,000!!!
October 4, 2012 2:18 PM
You're welcome happy
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October 4, 2012 2:25 PM
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You're welcome happy


I just notified the other thread that THIS is the serious thread of the day wink
October 4, 2012 2:27 PM
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I do make some damned amazing sammies, especially when they involve beef and cheese.


Beef and cheese? mmmmmmm...I love it when you talk dirty....and where would you put the bacon? smile
October 4, 2012 2:29 PM
Hey, you can make me a sammie anytime! You know, to show your appreciation bigsmile
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October 4, 2012 2:35 PM
I have mad skills when it comes to making sammiches.
October 4, 2012 2:40 PM
Yes. I make great sammiches.
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October 4, 2012 2:45 PM
THIS THREAD IS FULL OF WIN!!!
October 4, 2012 2:46 PM
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There must be a fault in my wiring... I make soups instead!


Version 2.0, perhaps? tongue

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