Message Boards » Chit-Chat, Fun, and Games

TOPIC: Are women wired to make sammiches?

 
Ic_disabled_photos
Topic has been inactive for 30 days or more and images have been disabled.
Display All Images
October 4, 2012 11:40 AM
QUOTE:

Image not displayed


drinker
  18527304
October 4, 2012 11:41 AM
Image not displayed


Image not displayed
October 4, 2012 11:41 AM
QUOTE:

QUOTE:

they obviously arent wired for sex.......boom no i didnt


Perhaps it is not the wiring of the woman, rather the lack of the man.
Boom, yes I did. laugh


Woohoo! I agree with psycholodee! And under the TMI I love sex, sometimes hard to find great, amazing sex ie lack of the man!
  26287768
October 4, 2012 11:42 AM
Image not displayed
October 4, 2012 11:44 AM
Image not displayed
  18262944
October 4, 2012 11:45 AM
QUOTE:

My wife knows how I like my sandwiched made better than I do.


This is why I date a girl.
October 4, 2012 11:46 AM
QUOTE:

QUOTE:

I think they are.. i make a killer sammich. Oh and i love sex wink <---- Keeper smokin


You didn't offer a beer

But 2 out of 3 is not bad


Well my husband can't have beer.. so ill take the beer and he gets a crown n coke ;)
October 4, 2012 11:49 AM
QUOTE:

sammiches

Term used in place of sandwiches by people lacking enough brain cells to fully process and comprehend the concept of sandwiches, or lacking enough teeth (or jawbone, tongue, etc.) to properly pronounce "sandwiches," or lacking the literacy required to have ever seen (and understood) the written word "sandwiches" and thus lacking the required knowledge to properly say and pronounce the word sandwiches. Sometimes this speech impediment can be caused by not having (lacking) had food in a long enough period of time to cause excessive hunger, starvation, malnutrition to such an extreme the subject can't physically think and speak properly, and is in such desperation as to be emotionally too excited at the prospect of being about to eat some sandwiches to slow down and properly say sandwiches, and just blurt out "gimme sum 'dem big- ole sammiches...


Rofl


And i can make an ok sandwich but nothing special. But then i'm not the stereotypical woman....
  14996273
October 4, 2012 11:50 AM
QUOTE:

that requires skill in the kitchen right?

indifferent

er no. my skills lie in others rooms,tongue


I'm good in the kitchn, its just a pity i can't cook.

bigsmile
  14996273
October 4, 2012 11:52 AM
My boyfriend wakes up at 4:30 am to go to work and i wake up with him to make our lunch sandwiches! =) id say im pretty awake when doing it! then as soon as he leaves my lazy ass has a hard time going back to sleep haha.
  4063816
October 4, 2012 11:52 AM
LOL.
  22722807
October 4, 2012 11:52 AM
Don't think so. I don't like sandwiches. Don't mind cooking but not sandwiches.
  9979217
October 4, 2012 11:54 AM
QUOTE:

QUOTE:

they obviously arent wired for sex.......boom no i didnt


Perhaps it is not the wiring of the woman, rather the lack of the man.
Boom, yes I did. laugh


LOL WIN!
  27137
October 4, 2012 12:01 PM
QUOTE:

QUOTE:

that requires skill in the kitchen right?

indifferent

er no. my skills lie in others rooms,tongue


I'm good in the kitchn, its just a pity i can't cook.

bigsmile


I had to read that twice
October 4, 2012 12:34 PM
I can't make sammiches frown

I'm either doomed to be single or I'm actually a man. sad
  7040126
October 4, 2012 12:35 PM
Why do you think we have smaller feet? We're closer to the sink and kitchen counter. Of course we're wired to make sammiches.
October 4, 2012 12:38 PM
No, it is more of a lifestyle choice.
October 4, 2012 12:42 PM
I prefer to make 3 course meals...sandwiches pose no challenge...
  24315696
October 4, 2012 1:06 PM
QUOTE:

QUOTE:

I'm proud to say yes! Every time the boyfriend comes over my first 2 questions are:

1. Do you want a beer?
2. Do you want a sandwich?


Mines:
1. Do you want a pepsi?
2. Do you want a taco?


Cookie for dessert wink
  8502745
October 4, 2012 1:11 PM
QUOTE:

QUOTE:

I'm proud to say yes! Every time the boyfriend comes over my first 2 questions are:

1. Do you want a beer?
2. Do you want a sandwich?


He can put a stop to that by marrying you. devil bigsmile


He gets what he wants as long as I get what I want. bigsmile blushing
  8502745
October 4, 2012 1:12 PM
Yes
  27142596
October 4, 2012 1:17 PM
No. I'm terrible at making sandwiches. They're always full of roaches.
October 4, 2012 1:18 PM
QUOTE:

QUOTE:

they obviously arent wired for sex.......boom no i didnt


You're hanging out with the wrong women then!


obviously smile
Edited by sandrinamsilva On October 4, 2012 1:18 PM
  8502745
October 4, 2012 1:20 PM
I'e always wondered why my sandwiches always tatse so damn amazing compared to what other's give me. indifferent
October 4, 2012 1:20 PM
I'd rather make my own sammiches. I'm funny like that........

I actually made my 7 year old daughter's lunch for her before i left for work this morning. Guess what it was.............


Yep..........a sammich (american cheese on whole wheat with some fake butter)

Reply

Message Boards » Chit-Chat, Fun, and Games

Posts by members, moderators and admins should not be considered medical advice and no guarantee is made against accuracy.