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TOPIC: Are women wired to make sammiches? |
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Joined 2012-02-27 Posts: 35 |
October 04, 2012 11:31
i eat way to many sandwiches but they are super yummy
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Joined 2012-01-26 Posts: 576 |
October 04, 2012 11:31
QUOTE: QUOTE: QUOTE: 
I'll make sammiches for a week if you promise to look at me like that everyday! 
He doesn't know it yet, but she's about to wrap that plastic around his head. I had that same thought, lmao :D 
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Joined 2012-08-11 Posts: 2,171 |
October 04, 2012 11:31
QUOTE: I'm proud to say yes! Every time the boyfriend comes over my first 2 questions are: 1. Do you want a beer? 2. Do you want a sandwich? He can put a stop to that by marrying you.  
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Joined 2010-09-20 Posts: 1,273 |
October 04, 2012 11:31
Only after we've given blow jobs.
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Joined 2011-08-09 Posts: 374 |
October 04, 2012 11:31
QUOTE: I am. And I make a damn good one too! This. And hell yeah, I make a mean Jerk Chicken Drumstick with Mango chutney and the best cookies you'll ever eat. 
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Joined 2012-06-14 Posts: 251 |
October 04, 2012 11:31
I am the worst cook in the world, my husband is on his own, if he wants a sammich, he needs to make himself something to eat or he can starve!
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Joined 2011-08-16 Posts: 579 |
October 04, 2012 11:32
QUOTE: they obviously arent wired for sex.......boom no i didnt 
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Joined 2011-07-04 Posts: 847 |
October 04, 2012 11:32
QUOTE: they obviously arent wired for sex.......boom no i didnt Nah, we are wired perfectly for sex. We just don't waste our time on pigs. We save our pigs for sammich making. BACON!
Edited by PBsMommy On October 04, 2012 11:32
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Joined 2012-07-26 Posts: 328 |
October 04, 2012 11:32
Make your own sammich
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Joined 2012-05-05 Posts: 1,653 |
October 04, 2012 11:33
QUOTE: QUOTE: Women are wired to do EVERYTHING better than men. That should answer all incomming questions. ok, thread done! Even peeing standing up? We are working on that one too. 
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Joined 2012-05-06 Posts: 1,536 |
October 04, 2012 11:33
QUOTE: Only after we've given blow jobs. please don't say anything sexual with a picture of your child as an avatar. it really kind of creeps me out. 
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Joined 2012-06-07 Posts: 1,788 |
October 04, 2012 11:33
I'm appalled that this thread hasn't been reported for being sexist yet...
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Joined 2012-08-15 Posts: 1,267 |
October 04, 2012 11:33
haha... My name is Samantha and I'm always making those!
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Joined 2011-08-09 Posts: 374 |
October 04, 2012 11:33
QUOTE: Absolutely, and get on our knees when told to. No... I do that when he gets home from a rough day at work without being asked. I call it love. :)
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Joined 2012-04-04 Posts: 1,522 |
October 04, 2012 11:34
Only when prompted.
Please input more bread. And switch gratification to 'ON'. 
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Joined 2012-09-20 Posts: 302 |
October 04, 2012 11:34
QUOTE: QUOTE: Women are wired to do EVERYTHING better than men. That should answer all incomming questions. ok, thread done! Even peeing standing up? hahahha oh yes Im sure I could and I wouldnt get pee all over the toilet seat and walls either.
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Joined 2012-01-08 Posts: 179 |
October 04, 2012 11:34
This tread is hysterical. Off to make a sammich. whose got some meat?
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Joined 2012-03-04 Posts: 1,889 |
October 04, 2012 11:35
QUOTE: they obviously arent wired for sex.......boom no i didnt You're hanging out with the wrong women then! 
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Joined 2010-12-28 Posts: 2,101 |
October 04, 2012 11:35
I used to hope that 'sammich' was code for something a lot more interesting, but sadly, it seems not. What is it with Americans and sandwiches?
Myself, I cope better with early mornings than my dh, so I get up early to make his sandwiches each morning for lunch. I really can't see anything exciting in them myself. I'd rather have toast and marmite. 
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Joined 2012-01-06 Posts: 259 |
October 04, 2012 11:35
QUOTE: i mean, genetically we are at the perfect height to reach the kitchen counter so it's just in our biological make up to make sandwiches. there are studies, etc. etc. smaller feet also allow you to be closer to the counter for making sandwiches and also doing dishes. please keep in mind guys are here to assist you with reaching things on the top shelf and opening lids only. 
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Joined 2012-05-06 Posts: 1,536 |
October 04, 2012 11:35
QUOTE: OoooH you got me there! I so wanted people to think I made that up. BTW Urban Dictionary gives me warm panties. that's some nice sarcasm you have there.
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Joined 2012-03-04 Posts: 1,889 |
October 04, 2012 11:37
I'm wired to eat the meals my HUBBY makes for me....including SAMMICHES!
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Joined 2012-06-05 Posts: 1,203 |
October 04, 2012 11:38
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HA! love it! |
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Joined 2011-04-06 Posts: 151 |
October 04, 2012 11:38
My hubby makes em for me, and I eat em! :) But no, that's my meal of choice. :D
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Joined 2011-02-24 Posts: 1,026 |
October 04, 2012 11:39
I'm wired to do whatever I'm told.
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