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October 4, 2012 11:25 AM
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I'll make sammiches for a week if you promise to look at me like that everyday!smokin


He doesn't know it yet, but she's about to wrap that plastic around his head.
October 4, 2012 11:25 AM
I never make Sammiches... I do make a mean brisket though...
October 4, 2012 11:26 AM
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AND, this bacon is amazing on sammiches (sorry for going offtopic OP).


OMGSH THAT LOOKS DEVINE love love
Edited by Julettashane On October 4, 2012 11:27 AM
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October 4, 2012 11:26 AM
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I don't think so but I'm just wondering what you think?


^ this guy...this guy.

Someone has to start the slow clap.
October 4, 2012 11:27 AM
For myself yes
October 4, 2012 11:27 AM
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they obviously arent wired for sex.......boom no i didnt


You obviously have NOT met us Mountain time zone girls
Edited by GeekGirl23 On October 4, 2012 11:29 AM
October 4, 2012 11:28 AM
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sammiches

Term used in place of sandwiches by people lacking enough brain cells to fully process and comprehend the concept of sandwiches, or lacking enough teeth (or jawbone, tongue, etc.) to properly pronounce "sandwiches," or lacking the literacy required to have ever seen (and understood) the written word "sandwiches" and thus lacking the required knowledge to properly say and pronounce the word sandwiches. Sometimes this speech impediment can be caused by not having (lacking) had food in a long enough period of time to cause excessive hunger, starvation, malnutrition to such an extreme the subject can't physically think and speak properly, and is in such desperation as to be emotionally too excited at the prospect of being about to eat some sandwiches to slow down and properly say sandwiches, and just blurt out "gimme sum 'dem big- ole sammiches...


could you look up "uptight," too?
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October 4, 2012 11:28 AM
if it makes my man happy, then damn straight I am... What kind you thinking? Roast Beef, Ham, Provolone, Lettuce, Tomato... Mustard...
October 4, 2012 11:28 AM
I think they are.. i make a killer sammich. Oh and i love sex wink <---- Keeper smokin
October 4, 2012 11:28 AM
I wasn't born wired to make sandwiches, but my dad made sure I plenty of proper training starting around age 4.
October 4, 2012 11:29 AM
I woke up one night in the kitchen making a sandwich, then this other time my husband woke up with a sandwich on his pillow....so yip I think we are :-)
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October 4, 2012 11:29 AM
I'm proud to say yes! Every time the boyfriend comes over my first 2 questions are:

1. Do you want a beer?
2. Do you want a sandwich?
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October 4, 2012 11:29 AM
Women are wired to do EVERYTHING better than men. That should answer all incomming questions. ok, thread done!
October 4, 2012 11:29 AM
Every time I see a house I wonder, "What is the kitchen like?"
Every time I see a kitchen I wonder, "What kind of sandwich could I make?"

and every time my man comes home I say, "Would you like a sandwich or a steak?"

being a woman is fun. I love it.
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October 4, 2012 11:29 AM
My wife knows how I like my sandwiched made better than I do.
October 4, 2012 11:29 AM
I'll make my man a sammich ANY DAY!!!! =D

I'll gladly prepare him food if he is hungry (Anything I make is 10x more likely to be healthy anyways!) heh
October 4, 2012 11:30 AM
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I think they are.. i make a killer sammich. Oh and i love sex wink <---- Keeper smokin


You didn't offer a beer

But 2 out of 3 is not bad
October 4, 2012 11:30 AM
Hell naw, that's what my man is for!
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October 4, 2012 11:30 AM
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I'm proud to say yes! Every time the boyfriend comes over my first 2 questions are:

1. Do you want a beer?
2. Do you want a sandwich?


Mines:
1. Do you want a pepsi?
2. Do you want a taco?
October 4, 2012 11:30 AM
I think so, since mine would make you happy cry.
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October 4, 2012 11:30 AM
Not this one... you can make your own dadgum sammich... wink
October 4, 2012 11:30 AM
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sammiches

Term used in place of sandwiches by people lacking enough brain cells to fully process and comprehend the concept of sandwiches, or lacking enough teeth (or jawbone, tongue, etc.) to properly pronounce "sandwiches," or lacking the literacy required to have ever seen (and understood) the written word "sandwiches" and thus lacking the required knowledge to properly say and pronounce the word sandwiches. Sometimes this speech impediment can be caused by not having (lacking) had food in a long enough period of time to cause excessive hunger, starvation, malnutrition to such an extreme the subject can't physically think and speak properly, and is in such desperation as to be emotionally too excited at the prospect of being about to eat some sandwiches to slow down and properly say sandwiches, and just blurt out "gimme sum 'dem big- ole sammiches...


could you look up "uptight," too?


OoooH you got me there! I so wanted people to think I made that up. BTW Urban Dictionary gives me warm panties.
October 4, 2012 11:30 AM
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Women are wired to do EVERYTHING better than men. That should answer all incomming questions. ok, thread done!


Even peeing standing up?
October 4, 2012 11:31 AM
i eat way to many sandwiches but they are super yummy
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October 4, 2012 11:31 AM
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I'll make sammiches for a week if you promise to look at me like that everyday!smokin


He doesn't know it yet, but she's about to wrap that plastic around his head.


I had that same thought, lmao :D
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