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October 4, 2012 11:01 AM
I don't think so but I'm just wondering what you think?
October 4, 2012 11:05 AM
I make pretty good sammiches I think.
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October 4, 2012 11:05 AM
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well played sir....well played \m/
Edited by jackpotclown On October 4, 2012 11:06 AM
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October 4, 2012 11:08 AM
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October 4, 2012 11:08 AM
i mean, genetically we are at the perfect height to reach the kitchen counter so it's just in our biological make up to make sandwiches. there are studies, etc. etc.
October 4, 2012 11:08 AM
I'll have to say, my sammiches are pretty darn tasty too.
October 4, 2012 11:09 AM
What kind of sammiches?
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October 4, 2012 11:09 AM
I love sammiches! And I make a pretty mean one. Would you like a beer with that?
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October 4, 2012 11:10 AM
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I love sammiches! And I make a pretty mean one. Would you like a beer with that?


will you marry me?
October 4, 2012 11:10 AM
they obviously arent wired for sex.......boom no i didnt
October 4, 2012 11:10 AM
I'm an excellent sammich maker. Hubs appreciates me barefoot in the kitchen makin' his sammiches.
October 4, 2012 11:10 AM
I think in the darker days of history women that could make good sammiches were burned at the stake which has caused some genetic loss of the women wired to make them.
October 4, 2012 11:10 AM
No i dont make ´sammiches´ grumble explode , I can make a SANDWICH whenever I feel eating one tho.
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October 4, 2012 11:11 AM
No...but they are wired to make casseroles.
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October 4, 2012 11:11 AM
No, not really. I attribute my sammich making skill to my intensive training as a Subway Sandwich Artist. ( <-- true story )
October 4, 2012 11:11 AM
I'm wired to make tasty pasta dishes.
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October 4, 2012 11:11 AM
im wired to make sammiches....and apparently EAT them too grumble
Edited by Silver_Star On October 4, 2012 11:11 AM
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October 4, 2012 11:11 AM
in before the lock
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October 4, 2012 11:11 AM
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October 4, 2012 11:12 AM
best sammich maker over here ;)
October 4, 2012 11:12 AM
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October 4, 2012 11:13 AM
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No i dont make ´sammiches´ grumble explode , I can make a SANDWICH whenever I feel eating one tho.


Would you like some cheese with that whine?
October 4, 2012 11:13 AM
sammiches

Term used in place of sandwiches by people lacking enough brain cells to fully process and comprehend the concept of sandwiches, or lacking enough teeth (or jawbone, tongue, etc.) to properly pronounce "sandwiches," or lacking the literacy required to have ever seen (and understood) the written word "sandwiches" and thus lacking the required knowledge to properly say and pronounce the word sandwiches. Sometimes this speech impediment can be caused by not having (lacking) had food in a long enough period of time to cause excessive hunger, starvation, malnutrition to such an extreme the subject can't physically think and speak properly, and is in such desperation as to be emotionally too excited at the prospect of being about to eat some sandwiches to slow down and properly say sandwiches, and just blurt out "gimme sum 'dem big- ole sammiches...
October 4, 2012 11:13 AM
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they obviously arent wired for sex.......boom no i didnt


Perhaps it is not the wiring of the woman, rather the lack of the man.
Boom, yes I did. laugh
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October 4, 2012 11:13 AM
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they obviously arent wired for sex.......boom no i didnt


You definitely need to meet new women.
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