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September 24, 2012 2:52 PM
So if coffee counts as water, does water count as coffee? I don't understand
September 24, 2012 2:54 PM
Water doesn't count as coffee, but water DOES count as a vegetable.
  9250583
September 24, 2012 2:59 PM
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Water doesn't count as coffee, but water DOES count as a vegetable.


Pizza is a vegetable too.
September 24, 2012 3:05 PM
Wait are you sure it doesn't count as exercise
  28575679
September 24, 2012 3:07 PM
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Water doesn't count as coffee, but water DOES count as a vegetable.


Coffee is a bean, therefore it is a legume, and full of protein and carbs. Do you count eating chili as water too?
  26750457
September 24, 2012 3:08 PM
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Water doesn't count as coffee, but water DOES count as a vegetable.


Coffee is a bean, therefore it is a legume, and full of protein and carbs. Do you count eating chili as water too?


So chili has no calories?
September 24, 2012 3:08 PM
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Water doesn't count as coffee, but water DOES count as a vegetable.


Coffee is a bean, therefore it is a legume, and full of protein and carbs. Do you count eating chili as water too?


Carbs are dirty, evil things. Stay away from them!!!! tongue tongue
September 24, 2012 3:08 PM
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So if coffee counts as water, does water count as coffee? I don't understand


Only if it is an enema...devil
  7040126
September 24, 2012 3:09 PM
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Water doesn't count as coffee, but water DOES count as a vegetable.


Coffee is a bean, therefore it is a legume, and full of protein and carbs. Do you count eating chili as water too?


So chili has no calories?


They have calories, BUT they are Negative calories. So you burn more eating chili than you actually get get from the chili bean...same as coffee.
  26750457
September 24, 2012 3:11 PM
Hehe tongue
September 24, 2012 3:11 PM
QUOTE:

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Water doesn't count as coffee, but water DOES count as a vegetable.


Coffee is a bean, therefore it is a legume, and full of protein and carbs. Do you count eating chili as water too?


Carbs are dirty, evil things. Stay away from them!!!! tongue tongue


Actually, if you're doing water aerobics, you need plenty of carbs for energy, otherwise you'll only have protein in your system for energy and we all know 1 lb of protein weighs much more than 1 lb of carbs and you'll drown.
  26750457
September 24, 2012 3:14 PM
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Why did I spend a year ignoring the forum and just logging food and exercise? You are all very fun!
  8531146
September 24, 2012 3:16 PM
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They have calories, BUT they are Negative calories. So you burn more eating chili than you actually get get from the chili bean...same as coffee.


You must make some pretty dull chilli
  29836660
September 24, 2012 3:23 PM
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Water doesn't count as coffee, but water DOES count as a vegetable.


Pizza is a vegetable too.


So wait...if pizza is a vegetable, does that mean that it has no calories, too? Because all vegetables have no calories, right?
  14576784
September 24, 2012 3:26 PM
I have at least 5 cups of coffee between 6 am and 8 am...does it count as water or what do I count it for..never counted it as water before..but reading I was just wondering..oh my coffee is BLACK.. no additives for me..:))))
  27495783
September 24, 2012 3:27 PM
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QUOTE:

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Water doesn't count as coffee, but water DOES count as a vegetable.


Pizza is a vegetable too.


So wait...if pizza is a vegetable, does that mean that it has no calories, too? Because all vegetables have no calories, right?


I thought vegetables had negative calories too. because you burn more calories chewing and digesting than they had. Yay! Negative calorie pizza!!!
  8531146
September 24, 2012 3:27 PM
Love the one serious guy trying to make it make sense wink
September 24, 2012 3:30 PM
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Water doesn't count as coffee, but water DOES count as a vegetable.


Pizza is a vegetable too.



So wait...if pizza is a vegetable, does that mean that it has no calories, too? Because all vegetables have no calories, right?


I thought vegetables had negative calories too. because you burn more calories chewing and digesting than they had. Yay! Negative calorie pizza!!!


This would be 100% correct. Be careful, if you only eat veggies you'll go into starvation mode
  26750457
September 24, 2012 3:31 PM
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Love the one serious guy trying to make it make sense wink


At least I'm trying to help.
Edited by cmcollins001 On September 24, 2012 3:32 PM
  26750457
September 24, 2012 3:47 PM
laugh laugh laugh
  23946780
September 24, 2012 6:19 PM
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Water doesn't count as coffee, but water DOES count as a vegetable.


Pizza is a vegetable too.


Actually, you are not far off the mark, as least around my neck of the woods. Years ago, in order for a bar in my city to get a beer permit, local law required them to be able to serve a hot meal on demand. The meal had to be a meat and at least two vegetables.

Somebody figured out out that pizza met those requirements, and as long as it could be heated in some fashion (this was before microwaves were in everyday use), it fit the criteria. Every little hole in the wall juke joint then started serving frozen supermarket pizzas, some were using little electric hot plates to heat with. They were technically within the confines of the law, so we couldn't cite them for non-compliance.

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