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hyperionguy
Joined 2012-06-05
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July 24, 2012 17:23
Get in on the ground floor for the best share. (Note: this started in my head as a playful jab, but i'm half serious after thinking about it).
Concept: A female-only gym for those who wish to be unfettered by social norms.
Risks: With that much concentrated testost-rogen (yes, I made that word up) in one place, you'll have to manage the business wearing kevlar clothing with a titanium cup and throat guard.
Reward: Profit from angst.
Contest: Come up with the best business name and slogan.
[Disclaimer: I already know that this thread will either be really funny or will be a spectacular failure and will mark me on the forum]
I'll start:
Name: Solitary Crowd
Slogan: An Oxymoron in Action that gets you Results!
Hey, I never claimed to be a marketing type. Cut me some slack!. :)
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crushnasty
Joined 2012-07-21
Posts: 95
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July 24, 2012 17:25
Damn it.....I thought I might finally be able to sell my sperm in bulk!
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whierd
Joined 2011-04-10
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July 24, 2012 17:27
Name: The Sweaty Clam
Slogan: Because girls can pump it harder!
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cobracars
Joined 2011-04-13
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July 24, 2012 17:41
Curves
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weevil66
Joined 2012-05-10
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July 24, 2012 17:42
QUOTE:
Name: The Sweaty Clam
Slogan: Because girls can pump it harder!
Bwaahahahaha......
Word of advice... use eye protection, shin guards, and carry gift cards to Godiva Chocolates, Ben & Jerry's ,good coffee, and thick cut potatoe chips. We don't just go for the twig and berries these days. Women like me are easily distracted and bribed into good behaviour.
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Drenched_N_Mo
Joined 2012-05-09
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July 24, 2012 17:44
There are already female only gyms all over the place
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hyperionguy
Joined 2012-06-05
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July 24, 2012 18:30
Those gyms don't satisfy the target market I am going for.
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