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June 23, 2012 6:51 PM
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This might help.

http://www.peopleofwalmart.com


What I love about this site is that after looking at it, I feel HOT and sexy. I look a lot better than them. (Cause I can dress, get a haircut and wash myself! And I eat mostly healthy!)
June 23, 2012 6:53 PM
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True event that just occurred.

I went to Walmart to pick up a few groceries, I was in the aisle with protein powders and such. I needed some more whey protein and had a container in one hand and was reading the label off some other muscle building powder in the other hand. A guy walks up next to me....(I did not have my wedding ring on because I had been doing yard work today and forgot to put it back on.)

Guy: "Hey, you lift?"
Me: "Yeah, I lift."
Guy: Hmm, sooo what do you lift?"
Me: "I lift a 2 1/2 year old....what do you lift?"

That was it for him, scared him off....laughed my ass off. Don't try to pick woman up in Walmart people...please! laugh


i probably would have replied that i lift a 6 and 4 year old, but i probably wouldnt be trying to pick up on anyone in walmart
June 23, 2012 6:54 PM
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love it! i had a man try to pick me up in walmart a few weeks ago.. asking my opinion on juice? could not excape him.. every isle.. there he was..

even leaving... he was near my car..


excape? what's wrong with your old cape, did you find another cape you liked better?

you should wear your excape while you aks a question about expresso. that's what I'd do.
Edited by LilacDreamer On June 23, 2012 6:56 PM
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June 23, 2012 6:56 PM
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This might help.

http://www.peopleofwalmart.com


What I love about this site is that after looking at it, I feel HOT and sexy. I look a lot better than them. (Cause I can dress, get a haircut and wash myself! And I eat mostly healthy!)


What i love about this site is that there is a link to http://girlsinyogapants.com/ right at the top.
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June 23, 2012 6:57 PM
Not sure why but this made me a bit sad. I don't think there is anything wrong with meeting people at markets (even walmart though I haven't been to a walmart in a looooong time)

And I specially don't see why you would think that all men would automatically think single mothers are like radiation filled objects.
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June 23, 2012 6:57 PM
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love it! i had a man try to pick me up in walmart a few weeks ago.. asking my opinion on juice? could not excape him.. every isle.. there he was..

even leaving... he was near my car..


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Edited by debussyschild On June 23, 2012 7:05 PM
June 23, 2012 6:59 PM
I haven't gotten hit on at walmart in a while, but I found an old livejournal post where I was at walmart and some random kid came up to me and asked me if I celebrated Halloween, then started yelling at me that halloween was the devil.

I told him I invented electricity, walked off, and started shopping at Target
June 23, 2012 7:00 PM
It's wrong to pick up girls at Walmart because if I was looking for a date I'd be at a bar, or a club, or a concert. I would not be buying groceries. If some women like it, cool, but most are going to laugh and roll their eyes and 'I bet that's the kind of guy who asks out a hundred women a week with no discernible criteria. Stay away!'
June 23, 2012 7:04 PM
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It's wrong to pick up girls at Walmart because if I was looking for a date I'd be at a bar, or a club, or a concert. I would not be buying groceries. If some women like it, cool, but most are going to laugh and roll their eyes and 'I bet that's the kind of guy who asks out a hundred women a week with no discernible criteria. Stay away!'


so bars, clubs and concerts are the only places to look for a date? you shouldn't limit yourself like that.
June 23, 2012 7:05 PM
BRILLIANT! I wish I was that quick at comebacks! :)
Edited by tsaarloos On June 23, 2012 7:05 PM
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June 23, 2012 7:05 PM
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It's wrong to pick up girls at Walmart because if I was looking for a date I'd be at a bar, or a club, or a concert. I would not be buying groceries. If some women like it, cool, but most are going to laugh and roll their eyes and 'I bet that's the kind of guy who asks out a hundred women a week with no discernible criteria. Stay away!'


Really? So the fact that I wouldn't touch a girl I met at a bar, club, or concert with YOUR hands...has no relevance?

I'd much rather meet an attractive woman at a grocery store...than at a bar.
  7434194
June 23, 2012 7:13 PM
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I dont get dudes. I know dudes will go to the most random places in hopes to pick up a chick. Im sorry but if a chick is buying a pregnancy test or tampons then she might not be in the mood for a good railing by some dude in Walmart.
...but buying condoms! GAME ON!
June 23, 2012 7:16 PM
The people of walmart site is hilariously gross, but has anyone seen the People of Walmat song on You Tube? Even more hilarious!!!
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June 23, 2012 7:18 PM
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It's wrong to pick up girls at Walmart because if I was looking for a date I'd be at a bar, or a club, or a concert. I would not be buying groceries. If some women like it, cool, but most are going to laugh and roll their eyes and 'I bet that's the kind of guy who asks out a hundred women a week with no discernible criteria. Stay away!'


Really? So the fact that I wouldn't touch a girl I met at a bar, club, or concert with YOUR hands...has no relevance?

I'd much rather meet an attractive woman at a grocery store...than at a bar.



Yeah, but Walmart????
  12069097
June 23, 2012 7:18 PM
there has to be a connection between not having DirecTV and picking up women at Walmart....there has to be lol
June 23, 2012 7:18 PM
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It's wrong to pick up girls at Walmart because if I was looking for a date I'd be at a bar, or a club, or a concert. I would not be buying groceries. If some women like it, cool, but most are going to laugh and roll their eyes and 'I bet that's the kind of guy who asks out a hundred women a week with no discernible criteria. Stay away!'


Really? So the fact that I wouldn't touch a girl I met at a bar, club, or concert with YOUR hands...has no relevance?

I'd much rather meet an attractive woman at a grocery store...than at a bar.
Guys are just supposed to know WHEN it is appropriate. They should never try and see if they have something in common. Don't hit on me at the gym...nope not the grocery store...I am at the library to READ...
June 23, 2012 7:19 PM
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It's wrong to pick up girls at Walmart because if I was looking for a date I'd be at a bar, or a club, or a concert. I would not be buying groceries. If some women like it, cool, but most are going to laugh and roll their eyes and 'I bet that's the kind of guy who asks out a hundred women a week with no discernible criteria. Stay away!'


Really? So the fact that I wouldn't touch a girl I met at a bar, club, or concert with YOUR hands...has no relevance?

I'd much rather meet an attractive woman at a grocery store...than at a bar.



Yeah, but Walmart????
I like muffins
Edited by _binary_jester_ On June 23, 2012 7:19 PM
June 23, 2012 7:25 PM
I don't see an issue with him approaching you. You weren't wearing a wedding band, and therefore appeared to be single. His approach was friendly. For all you know he honestly wanted to talk about lifting.
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June 23, 2012 7:25 PM
Once when I was paying for some stuff at Target (and I was with my MOM) some loser in a button down shirt and fedora drenched in cologne circled me and whistled.

I immediately siezed the oppertunity and broke out one of my favorite quotes from Clueless (slightly paraphrased I admit)

"What's with you guy? You think the death of Sammy Davis jr left an opening in the rat pack?"
June 23, 2012 7:34 PM
I would've understood if you had the kid with you, then it would be a creepy.
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June 23, 2012 7:52 PM
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This might help.

http://www.peopleofwalmart.com
^^^^^^
OMG! - I am crying....laugh laugh laugh


I'd be careful about clicking the link... My virus software alerted me that when I clicked on this website an attempt to attack my computer was blocked...
It was worth the hack risk.
Seriously, this was a museum of societal decay.
June 23, 2012 7:56 PM
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love it! i had a man try to pick me up in walmart a few weeks ago.. asking my opinion on juice? could not excape him.. every isle.. there he was..

even leaving... he was near my car..


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Holy f bomb. that song has been stuck in my head for 2 days!
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June 23, 2012 7:58 PM
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It's wrong to pick up girls at Walmart because if I was looking for a date I'd be at a bar, or a club, or a concert. I would not be buying groceries. If some women like it, cool, but most are going to laugh and roll their eyes and 'I bet that's the kind of guy who asks out a hundred women a week with no discernible criteria. Stay away!'


Yes, because a bar is a much better place to meet a quality guy....and quite possibly pick up some quality STD's.
June 23, 2012 8:01 PM
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It's wrong to pick up girls at Walmart because if I was looking for a date I'd be at a bar, or a club, or a concert. I would not be buying groceries. If some women like it, cool, but most are going to laugh and roll their eyes and 'I bet that's the kind of guy who asks out a hundred women a week with no discernible criteria. Stay away!'


Really? So the fact that I wouldn't touch a girl I met at a bar, club, or concert with YOUR hands...has no relevance?

I'd much rather meet an attractive woman at a grocery store...than at a bar.



Yeah, but Walmart????


It's a store. True that the possibilities of him having crazy eye are a bit higher, but ya know wha? The fact that he has the opportunity to try to pick you up in Walmart means YOU'RE IN WALMART TOO! So sorry to break it to you sister, but you're not in a place to look down on him based on where he shops.
June 23, 2012 8:09 PM
I've been in the local ( 25 miles away ) Wal-mart with my 2 boys, and have been checked for a wedding ring lots of times!
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