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Joined 2010-10-26 Posts: 1,792 |
June 03, 2012 16:44
Bye...bye Dorito's : )
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Joined 2011-08-03 Posts: 169 |
June 03, 2012 16:48
Love this! I wrote a "Dear John" letter to a certain mark on my scale. It was time to move on.
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Joined 2011-08-26 Posts: 207 |
June 03, 2012 16:49
TOOOOOOOOOOOOO Funny!! I need to write a few myself!!
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Joined 2012-05-07 Posts: 228 |
June 03, 2012 16:54
lmao
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Joined 2012-01-27 Posts: 1,841 |
June 03, 2012 16:57
lol
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Joined 2011-08-19 Posts: 1 |
June 03, 2012 16:59
This was so funny!! Thanks, Floridaboy, for the laugh!
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Joined 2012-05-13 Posts: 110 |
June 03, 2012 17:07
LMAO I had a bite of a Dorito today its suppose to be my FREE/REST day and my big splurge was a bite of dorito and a diet pepsi smh... Doritos aren't what they use to be
.. Yucky but I will miss spicy nacho cheese and salsa verde they were the homies lol |
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Joined 2011-05-26 Posts: 259 |
June 03, 2012 17:10
This is great! Thanks for the laugh!
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Joined 2012-04-28 Posts: 82 |
June 03, 2012 18:01
lol, one of the best posts-ever!
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Joined 2011-01-25 Posts: 799 |
June 03, 2012 18:07
Doritos are one of my "crack foods". You know.. the ones you'll eat until you're so full you're breathing heavier and about to break a sweat but will continue to shove into your face regardless? Yeah, that's me & Doritos. You wouldn't catch me dead with a bag in my grocery cart. Or a package of Oreos. They're not welcome in my home.
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Joined 2010-01-15 Posts: 224 |
June 03, 2012 20:05
LOL.. Mine would be, dear McDonald's double cheeseburgers....
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Joined 2012-05-14 Posts: 2 |
June 03, 2012 20:43
LOL!!! Funny... Dear cube steak smothered in tomato gravy and homemade mashed potatoes...Dear cajun shrimp alfredo...Dear garlic chicken with noodles...Dear cassava leave, dry fish and rice,,,Dear red velvet cake topped with breyer's rocky road ice cream. Well, maybe not the cake and ice cream.
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Joined 2011-09-25 Posts: 1,114 |
June 03, 2012 20:47
lmao
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Joined 2012-02-11 Posts: 56 |
June 03, 2012 20:51
Thanks you for the much needed laugh! And now I think I'll go throw my Doritos out...
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Joined 2012-02-06 Posts: 72 |
June 03, 2012 20:54
hahaha yep I would definitely thank doritos for having a part in my figure, too...
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Joined 2011-08-09 Posts: 380 |
June 04, 2012 05:04
That was hilarious. Well said, well put together. Too bad me and Mr. Dorito still have an occasional fling. It's been a few months since I've last seen him though. I wonder if he's moved on... lol.
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Joined 2011-08-09 Posts: 380 |
June 04, 2012 05:06
QUOTE: Doritos are one of my "crack foods". You know.. the ones you'll eat until you're so full you're breathing heavier and about to break a sweat but will continue to shove into your face regardless? Yeah, that's me & Doritos. You wouldn't catch me dead with a bag in my grocery cart. Or a package of Oreos. They're not welcome in my home. We are junk food twins. 2 things I will always have feelings for. Nacho Cheese Doritos, and Original Oreo cookies dipped in ice cold milk. I don't have any other favorites but those. Le sigh.
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Joined 2011-01-25 Posts: 799 |
June 04, 2012 05:56
QUOTE: QUOTE: Doritos are one of my "crack foods". You know.. the ones you'll eat until you're so full you're breathing heavier and about to break a sweat but will continue to shove into your face regardless? Yeah, that's me & Doritos. You wouldn't catch me dead with a bag in my grocery cart. Or a package of Oreos. They're not welcome in my home. We are junk food twins. 2 things I will always have feelings for. Nacho Cheese Doritos, and Original Oreo cookies dipped in ice cold milk. I don't have any other favorites but those. Le sigh. I'm pretty sure it could be causing me physical pain and I'd keep mowing down Oreos. They're like a mental illness. |
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Joined 2012-05-31 Posts: 22 |
June 04, 2012 06:23
lmao.....omg that was so funny!
Dear Almond Joy......... |
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Joined 2011-12-26 Posts: 192 |
June 04, 2012 06:27
haha.
same man gave up them chips to get alll sexy lookin and healthy lol. |
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Joined 2012-04-16 Posts: 209 |
June 04, 2012 06:32
Love! Thanks!
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Joined 2009-08-18 Posts: 63 |
June 04, 2012 06:32
HA! The Doritos I could give up without looking back ... it's the darned chocolate that gets me everytime! Evil, evil temptations!
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Joined 2012-02-07 Posts: 35 |
June 04, 2012 06:35
OMG, I had that same relationship with Doritos
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Joined 2011-09-17 Posts: 270 |
June 04, 2012 06:51
Doritos.
My relationship spans YEARS with these triangles of cheesy goodness. My mom had them for us at birthday parties.... I dipped them in French Onion Dip... I placed them gingerly on a ham and cheese sandwich.... I crushed them and sprinkled them on top of Broccoli Casserole.... I 've gone as far as cheating on the original ones and made out Cool Ranch....oh, come on, all the other kids were doing it, too... Sigh. Maybe the spark's still there. They say if you love something, you have to let it go....if it comes back, it's meant to be..... 
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Joined 2011-02-08 Posts: 566 |
June 04, 2012 06:53
QUOTE: Dear Doritos, It has been a while since I have held you! I remember those days when we would spend alot of time together. You would sit on the couch with me and keep me company with your nacho cheeseness. You would even be with me at work sometimes and while I was just out and about. Your cousins, Blazin Buffalo Ranch and Spicy Sweet Chilli even would come by from time to time. And now I hear you even hang out at Taco Bell now!!!!!!! This is too much. I must say that out relationship must end. We can no longer spend time like we use to. I can never forgive you for what you've done to my figure. This relationship must come to an end for now. Ohh delicious Nacho Cheese Doritos, you will truly be missed but IT'S OVER! Hahaha! Love this!! I need to start speaking with chocolate. I just can't seem to give her up! 
Dear Miller Lite,......... 
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