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Joined 2011-01-05 Posts: 1,192 |
June 01, 2012 08:30
because I need some entertainment
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Joined 2012-04-10 Posts: 2,076 |
June 01, 2012 08:30
QUOTE: Cuz I'm cute and have nice boobies!! Lol, that's quite true, nurse database, but this thread is pretty boob-centric already. I'm still waiting on the crazy stuff. :) |
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Joined 2012-02-16 Posts: 115 |
June 01, 2012 08:30
QUOTE: Cuz I'm cute and have nice boobies!! This one...not so much. |
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Joined 2011-04-06 Posts: 1,241 |
June 01, 2012 08:31
-I've eaten coconuts from trees in Guantanamo Bay, Cuba.
-Crispin Glover has one of my paintings in his house. -I've sold books to Shaquille O'Neal and Muhammad Ali -I'm an expert shot on the M9 and M16/M4 and since the zombie apocalypse has started this may be beneficial. However, I'm pretty boring so I may be out of the running because of this.
Edited by ejohndrow On June 01, 2012 08:42
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Joined 2011-06-19 Posts: 4,370 |
June 01, 2012 08:32
QUOTE: QUOTE: Cuz I'm cute and have nice boobies!! Lol, that's quite true, nurse database, but this thread is pretty boob-centric already. I'm still waiting on the crazy stuff. :) Show me your crazy and I'll show you mine. 
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Joined 2011-12-31 Posts: 1,454 |
June 01, 2012 08:32
I Am Canadian
Hey... I'm not a lumberjack, or a fur trader, and I don't live in an igloo, or eat blubber, or own a dogsled, and I don't know Jimmy, Sally or Suzy from Canada, although I'm certain they're really, really nice. I have a Prime Minister, not a President. I speak English and French, NOT American. and I pronounce it 'ABOUT', NOT 'A BOOT'. I can proudly sew my nation's flag on my backpack. I believe in peace keeping, NOT policing, diversity, NOT assimilation, and that the beaver is a truly proud and noble animal. A toque is a hat, a chesterfield is a couch, and it is pronounced 'ZED' NOT 'ZEE', 'ZED'!!! Canada is the second largest land mass, the first nation of hockey, and the best part of North America! MY NAME IS JEWEL!! AND I AM CANADIAN!!!!!!!! 
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Joined 2012-04-10 Posts: 2,076 |
June 01, 2012 08:33
QUOTE: QUOTE: QUOTE: Cuz I'm cute and have nice boobies!! Lol, that's quite true, nurse database, but this thread is pretty boob-centric already. I'm still waiting on the crazy stuff. :) Show me your crazy and I'll show you mine. Hmm. Just google tubgirl. But please, guys and gals, let's not make the thread about that. |
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Joined 2012-02-16 Posts: 115 |
June 01, 2012 08:35
Instead of all this "Because I'm Canadian" malarkey, let me counter with this...
Because I'm Swedish. Now put that up your mum and smoke her. |
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Joined 2012-01-03 Posts: 46 |
June 01, 2012 08:35
well if we are hoing with bob size i started at a 40 now one side is a 34C and the other is a 34D...i dont know if that makes me abnormal or awesome but its virtually impossible to go bra shopping without looking like a freak, it makes me laugh
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Joined 2012-03-12 Posts: 1,070 |
June 01, 2012 08:35
QUOTE: QUOTE: QUOTE: QUOTE: Cuz I'm cute and have nice boobies!! Lol, that's quite true, nurse database, but this thread is pretty boob-centric already. I'm still waiting on the crazy stuff. :) Show me your crazy and I'll show you mine. Hmm. Just google tubgirl. But please, guys and gals, let's not make the thread about that. Mum? |
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Joined 2012-04-10 Posts: 2,076 |
June 01, 2012 08:37
QUOTE: Mum? Wait, what? That's your mum? Or mum's the word?
Edited by sktllmdrhmz On June 01, 2012 08:37
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Joined 2011-06-19 Posts: 4,370 |
June 01, 2012 08:37
QUOTE: QUOTE: QUOTE: QUOTE: QUOTE: Cuz I'm cute and have nice boobies!! Lol, that's quite true, nurse database, but this thread is pretty boob-centric already. I'm still waiting on the crazy stuff. :) Show me your crazy and I'll show you mine. Hmm. Just google tubgirl. But please, guys and gals, let's not make the thread about that. Mum? <~~ And now I've been distracted by bacon.
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Joined 2012-02-21 Posts: 277 |
June 01, 2012 08:37
QUOTE: QUOTE: Cuz I'm cute and have nice boobies!! This one...not so much. WOW... is it cut other people down day? I wasn't aware...thanks!!!! 
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Joined 2012-04-10 Posts: 2,076 |
June 01, 2012 08:38
QUOTE: WOW... is it cut other people down day? I wasn't aware...thanks!!!! Haha, it's a ruthless competition. |
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Joined 2011-06-13 Posts: 575 |
June 01, 2012 08:38
Ive gone around with a lightbulb in my hair, never smoked a cigarette in my life, crashed into another golf cart full speed while driving one myself, and tripped over my toe while walking.
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Joined 2012-02-16 Posts: 115 |
June 01, 2012 08:40
QUOTE: Ive...tripped over my toe while walking. My sister once fell asleep whilst walking, and talking to me at the same time. I was suitably impressed. |
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Joined 2011-01-04 Posts: 1,408 |
June 01, 2012 08:41
Just becasue I really want to be your one hundreth ! please !
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Joined 2011-12-31 Posts: 1,454 |
June 01, 2012 08:41
QUOTE: QUOTE: Ive...tripped over my toe while walking. My sister once fell asleep whilst walking, and talking to me at the same time. I was suitably impressed. Video or it didn't happen!
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Joined 2012-04-16 Posts: 359 |
June 01, 2012 08:42
QUOTE: Instead of all this "Because I'm Canadian" malarkey, let me counter with this... Because I'm Swedish. Now put that up your mum and smoke her. "I'm Swedish" is just another way of say "I wish I was a Canadian" |
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Joined 2008-07-20 Posts: 645 |
June 01, 2012 08:42
Isn't someone going to get offended at the ladies with ample bosoms equating their worth with their cup size?
There has to be some angry small-titted women out there somewhere........ j/k |
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Joined 2012-04-16 Posts: 642 |
June 01, 2012 08:42
Crazy B&^ch is my theme song.
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Joined 2012-04-16 Posts: 359 |
June 01, 2012 08:42
QUOTE: QUOTE: Why I should be #100. I have 0 friends. How often in life is your 100th a virgin? Sarcastic is my middle name..if I had a middle name. Which I don't. Had it legally changed at 21. Don't ask. I am Canadian. The greatest hockey player ever was Wayne Gretzky and he wore #99. Coincidence? I don't think so. Everyone wants to know someone in Canada, because we are all so polite. It will also give you someone to pick on. I vote this one. Humble yet cocky. And Canadian. Although I don't know what that means in practical terms. ty. In practical terms it means I am awesome sauce. |
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Joined 2012-02-16 Posts: 115 |
June 01, 2012 08:42
QUOTE: QUOTE: QUOTE: Ive...tripped over my toe while walking. My sister once fell asleep whilst walking, and talking to me at the same time. I was suitably impressed. Video or it didn't happen! Dagnammit, this was years ago! Camera phones weren't invented! You may think I'm joking but it's actually true. Or maybe they had been and I was just too poor to afford one, thus pretending they didn't exist. |
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Joined 2011-03-21 Posts: 200 |
June 01, 2012 08:42
QUOTE: If we're going by boob size, then I won't be friend #100 :( Mine would be considered a Fun Size in the world of candy. I can't stand up to the King Sizes out there lol,at least they're fun!! |
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Joined 2011-04-06 Posts: 1,241 |
June 01, 2012 08:43
QUOTE: QUOTE: QUOTE: Ive...tripped over my toe while walking. My sister once fell asleep whilst walking, and talking to me at the same time. I was suitably impressed. Video or it didn't happen! I woke up in the ER last month after passing out and landing face first on the pavement. My blood has forever stained these barracks. |
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