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TheDoctor90
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May 17, 2012 9:28 am
This is my epic bagel.
First start off with two wholemeal bagels complete with seeds. The seeds are important as they make you feel healthy.
Then get a plethora of processed meats. Here we have some lovely bacon and outdoor bred pork sausages at 90% pork (This is important, first, it shows the quality of the sausage, second, as the pigs have been outdoor bred, it counts as one of your five a day)
Get them under the grill and blast with heat. I like my bacon crispy, keep as much of the fat on as possible, adds to the flavour.
This is what you end up with
100 grams of delicious red Leicester cheese. You may use whichever is your favourite cheese. This counts as one of your five a day.
Now we need to go back to the bagels, whack a bit of lurpak on the bottom half, and some full fat mayo (none of the light crap) to the top half. This serves two purposes, first, it tastes good. Second, it acts as glue for your cherry tomatoes. The tomatoes are needed to satisfy the vegetarians out there.
Plenty of tomato sauce (another one of your five a days)
And here we have, the epic bagel:
Finish with a good cup of tea (tetley/pg tips preferable, drop of milk, strong) and welcome to manhood.
Edited by TheDoctor90 On May 17, 2012 9:34 am
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GrnEydGrl86
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May 17, 2012 9:31 am
Good job 
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Francesca3162
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May 17, 2012 9:31 am
whats the calorie count on that?
I want to see if I can fit it in as a snack!!!
I think that would work out to my whole day, if not a better part of my week!!!
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Picola1984
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May 17, 2012 9:34 am
My epic bagel would be a cinnamon bagel, with peanut butter spread on, stuffed with cookies and phish food ice cream mmmm,
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TheDoctor90
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May 17, 2012 9:35 am
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whats the calorie count on that?
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Ceffy
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May 17, 2012 9:36 am
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My epic bagel would be a cinnamon bagel, with peanut butter spread on, stuffed with cookies and phish food ice cream mmmm,
My jaw just dropped!
NOM!
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george29223
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May 17, 2012 9:37 am
lollllllllllllllllllllllllllll i was soooo hoping 29 calories
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TheDoctor90
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May 17, 2012 9:39 am
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lollllllllllllllllllllllllllll i was soooo hoping 29 calories
The cherry tomatoes are 14 calories...You could have double them 
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May 17, 2012 9:40 am
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simone4uandme
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May 17, 2012 9:41 am
GOOD LAUGH!!
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silvergurl518
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May 17, 2012 9:53 am
WOW! ahhaha. yum? it's a good thing you're trying to gain, not lose ;)
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TheDoctor90
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May 17, 2012 9:54 am
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WOW! ahhaha. yum? it's a good thing you're trying to gain, not lose ;)
I'd suck at losing
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mixedfeelings
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May 17, 2012 10:14 am
Bloomin' heck! You don't even cut your cherry tomatoes in half! ggrrrrr
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TheDoctor90
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May 17, 2012 10:22 am
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Bloomin' heck! You don't even cut your cherry tomatoes in half! ggrrrrr
It's how I roll.
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bio_fit
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May 17, 2012 10:24 am
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Bloomin' heck! You don't even cut your cherry tomatoes in half! ggrrrrr
It's how I roll.
Don't they explode and squirt tiny acidic seeds of doom in your eye?!
(Yes, I had a childhood trauma relating to this)
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caroldot
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May 17, 2012 10:26 am
And yet you have abs like that........so unfair!!!
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TheDoctor90
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May 17, 2012 10:29 am
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Bloomin' heck! You don't even cut your cherry tomatoes in half! ggrrrrr
It's how I roll.
Don't they explode and squirt tiny acidic seeds of doom in your eye?!
(Yes, I had a childhood trauma relating to this)
No, I carefully maneuver my bite so that it takes an entire tomato in one go. I can eat a full bagel in about 6/7 bites.
And thank you Carol
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andreacord
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May 17, 2012 10:35 am
I don't like sausages .. but OMG BACON.
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roachhaley
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May 17, 2012 10:39 am
I love bacon but that looks disgusting.
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TheDoctor90
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May 17, 2012 10:43 am
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I love bacon but that looks disgusting.
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BigB1924
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May 17, 2012 10:45 am
Key part of this for me was the makes you feel healthy line.
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TheDoctor90
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May 17, 2012 11:32 am
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Key part of this for me was the makes you feel healthy line.
I figured if the birds can eat them...
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radscorpion
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May 17, 2012 3:15 pm
GET IN MY MOUTH NOW.
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TheDoctor90
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May 18, 2012 3:03 am
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GET IN MY MOUTH NOW.
Gladly
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