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TOPIC: iam new here and i have no underwear |
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Joined 2012-04-27 Posts: 547 |
May 15, 2012 07:27
oh gees oh gees i was going to seek medical attention but it appears i have slammed my frank in the car door and have dropped my keys on the ground oh god oh god this is going to hurt reaching for the keys
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Joined 2012-04-24 Posts: 1,865 |
May 15, 2012 07:27
QUOTE: QUOTE: QUOTE:  Great thread, but I'm afraid some terrible fate awaits the beef missile today unless you get some coverage. 
You're in my prayers.  Shannon~ I'm going to ask that you take your prayers and invite those praying here into a religious group. Thanks. 
ROFL patti you a mod now? Someone needs to start a group called "Church of the Noony Nackers." Synagogue of the Noony Nackers? Ashram of the Noony Nackers? 
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Joined 2012-04-27 Posts: 547 |
May 15, 2012 07:30
oh god if it could get any worse a strange skinny dog just walked into the driveway it appears he is licking his snout and eyeing my ju ju beads
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Joined 2012-04-27 Posts: 547 |
May 15, 2012 07:34
ohhhhhhhhh sayyyyy can youuuu seeeeeeee he has ahold of my ju ju beans i never in my wildest dreamed thought they could be streched so far i can feel them rubbin my knees , oh god oh god it hurts
Edited by george29223 On May 15, 2012 07:35
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Joined 2012-02-09 Posts: 2,195 |
May 15, 2012 07:35
Hope you get underwear before Memorial Day:
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Joined 2011-04-18 Posts: 3,550 |
May 15, 2012 07:38
This one's too much for me...
Edited by elenathegreat On May 15, 2012 07:41
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Joined 2012-04-27 Posts: 547 |
May 15, 2012 07:39
iam laying on the ground now in extreme pain yet the size of my swollen jiggly scoop intrigues me i must get pictures with cell phone email all female mfp members its never been so big
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Joined 2011-07-19 Posts: 625 |
May 15, 2012 07:42
Oh holy cr@p..............that is the funniest thing that I have read in the entire 2 1/2 years that I have been on this site..........Thank you for making my morning!!!!
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Joined 2012-04-27 Posts: 547 |
May 15, 2012 07:42
rushing to the doctors .... but must cut hole in bottom of mcdonalds cup in drive through begging worker to fill my cup with ice to ease the pain of my hee ho
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Joined 2012-04-27 Posts: 547 |
May 15, 2012 07:45
ow owwww owwwwwwwwwwww the woman mcdonalds worker is not amused instead of soothing ice she poured hot coffee in the cup ......please pray i may pass out
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Joined 2012-04-27 Posts: 547 |
May 15, 2012 07:47
stagering to hospital thingie completly exposed no time to have any shame i need hellp
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Joined 2012-03-14 Posts: 69 |
May 15, 2012 07:51
TOO FUNNY! YOU HAVE MY PRAYERS!! |
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Joined 2011-01-09 Posts: 81 |
May 15, 2012 07:51
LMBO..you crack me up.
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Joined 2012-01-26 Posts: 1,169 |
May 15, 2012 07:51
QUOTE: You are a very weird, but funny man. let us pray: oh heavenly father please keep this weird but funny man's noony nackers safe from all zip, nip, burn and unwanted turn. Please give him the strength to recover from this awful delay of having no under garments to keep him protected until his laundry is done. Also Lord, please make sure no ants will be harmed during the unthinkable when this good man lays his humbly sacks of sons and daughters down to rest onto the cool earth mound. Amen. Good luck chuck! Amen..... Heeeee 
Edited by HiKaren On May 15, 2012 07:52
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Joined 2007-08-20 Posts: 15,119 |
May 15, 2012 07:51
Dude, what are you smoking?
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Joined 2011-03-10 Posts: 463 |
May 15, 2012 07:52
ROFLMAO!!! That's too much dude!
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Joined 2012-01-26 Posts: 1,169 |
May 15, 2012 07:53
QUOTE: Hope you get underwear before Memorial Day:
Haaah. I just had to bump this pic... I know who these guys are... Haaaah.
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Joined 2012-04-27 Posts: 547 |
May 15, 2012 07:54
laying thirty feety from hospital door hallucinating after random woman fears iam a rapist .........who in the hell keeps a ping pong paddle in there purse she was yelling no no no while smacking my ding slinkie my thing is now more messed up then Sylvester Stallone face in rocky 3
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Joined 2011-07-26 Posts: 349 |
May 15, 2012 07:54
I love you. I'm not sure if it's because of all the creative ways you've found to name/describe your man-bits, or if it's because you have pictures with goats on your profile. I love goats. And I love men who pose with goats.
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Joined 2011-01-29 Posts: 533 |
May 15, 2012 07:56
I love you all, I have been cranky for three days. Who knew the word noony nacker would make me a happy girl!!
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Joined 2012-04-27 Posts: 547 |
May 15, 2012 07:57
all i can think of while laying on the hospital gurny is all this could have been avoided if i woulda just stoped last night and bought a 2.00 pair of underwear
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Joined 2012-05-12 Posts: 1 |
May 15, 2012 07:57
hi there....i m new here ..just in my 1st week i find this good a good website...for a free one...herbalmagik was paying 355CAD just for application and open file +add the pills ...i think i will give up..and keep staying here..is cool and free...
have an easy weight loss for all of u...i know is not easy.. one of my friends was saying every cm/inch plus on u r belly ..is reducing the length of u r tool length with same dimension...lol |
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Joined 2012-05-09 Posts: 5 |
May 15, 2012 07:57
Oh good gosh….
I am surprisingly impressed that you have 83 pairs of unde-roose. |
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Joined 2012-04-27 Posts: 547 |
May 15, 2012 07:59
QUOTE: I love you. I'm not sure if it's because of all the creative ways you've found to name/describe your man-bits, or if it's because you have pictures with goats on your profile. I love goats. And I love men who pose with goats. oooo la laaa but always trust only men who pose beside goats not behind with big grins on there face
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Joined 2011-07-21 Posts: 236 |
May 15, 2012 08:00
You my man have brought great humor into an otherwise normal day... Good opening...
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