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April 17, 2012 4:57 AM
Am I the only one that tends to have gas right in the middle of my workout on these damn machines?
April 17, 2012 4:58 AM
Maybe it's because you're working all that poo down. I usually get on a machine, get into a groove, and immediately have to pee. Really puts a damper in the workout.
  3892017
April 17, 2012 5:00 AM
BAAAAAH!! I KNOW!!!!
April 17, 2012 5:01 AM
LOL I hate those wobbly boards / vibrating plate things - never liked how they made my butt itchy!
  4607019
April 17, 2012 5:03 AM
QUOTE:

Maybe it's because you're working all that poo down. I usually get on a machine, get into a groove, and immediately have to pee. Really puts a damper in the workout.


Me too! But the elliptical in my enemy. As soon as I get on the treadmill though, I have to pee. Doesn't matter if I just peed ten minutes ago, I still have to.
  15271863
April 17, 2012 5:03 AM
LOL...laugh I have NEVER had this problem....I hope I never do. I think if it ever happened to me I would be so embarrassed I wouldn't show my face at the gym!
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April 17, 2012 5:05 AM
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Me too! But the elliptical in my enemy. As soon as I get on the treadmill though, I have to pee. Doesn't matter if I just peed ten minutes ago, I still have to.


THANK GOD. I was thinking I was the only one that has to pee the second I get on a machine. I hate the looks I get when I step up to get on the elliptical or treadmill and BAM, have to step right back off. laugh
  3892017
April 17, 2012 5:06 AM
I have that problem too. It seems that exercise tends to get things moving in the intestines. My son says let it loose nobody will ever know. : }
  664982
April 17, 2012 5:07 AM
Only if I eat bean soup prior to working out.
  11441218
April 17, 2012 5:09 AM
QUOTE:

QUOTE:

I usually get on a machine, get into a groove, and immediately have to pee. Really puts a damper in the workout.


Me too! But the elliptical in my enemy. As soon as I get on the treadmill though, I have to pee. Doesn't matter if I just peed ten minutes ago, I still have to.


This is me! And the gas usually happens during crunches, which sucks because I usually end up laughing!
April 17, 2012 5:09 AM
Similar problem, I workout 1st thing in the morning and I need to use the head 3 times before I am done. It's like clockwork?
  20653593
April 17, 2012 5:09 AM
Any exercise will push gas through the intestines.
April 17, 2012 5:11 AM
laugh I fart all the time when I work out. When I went to the gym, I used to feel horrible for the people next to me.
April 17, 2012 5:13 AM
You are not alone. Just... try to hop off and fart on your way to the water fountain, out of courtesy to anyone next to you. lol.

Being a spinning instructor has its perks... I am up in front of the class, the music is loud, and I'm nowhere near anyone else, so I am pretty sure my fart stink stays localized around me. I should have my friend Heather sit up front one day after black bean soup for lunch and find out if I'm right... hmmmmm.
  15529947
April 17, 2012 5:14 AM
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laugh I fart all the time when I work out. When I went to the gym, I used to feel horrible for the people next to me.






LOLlaugh ^^^^^^^^^^^^^ YES, Sometimes I feel the same way!!!!!
  8867219
April 17, 2012 5:14 AM
only had it happen once, it was awful!
  11396845
April 17, 2012 5:16 AM
TMI....but it's normal.

flowerforyou
  106371
April 17, 2012 5:18 AM
Every time I get on the treadmill the gas builds up in the middle of a good run. Most efforts to hold it in are futile.
April 17, 2012 5:18 AM
Happens to me too. I just make sure the fan is blowing at me from the front! laugh
  19024499
April 17, 2012 5:20 AM
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April 17, 2012 5:20 AM
Hell yeah, squats are killer for me.
  11657894
April 17, 2012 5:20 AM
Much worse when I am squatting or doing deadlifts....
  2493402
April 17, 2012 5:20 AM
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Much worse when I am squatting or doing deadlifts....


took the words right out of my mouth
April 17, 2012 5:21 AM
Anyone else burp like crazy when they work out?
  12223199
April 17, 2012 5:22 AM
you should not eat prior of a work out , you do afterwards
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