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April 1, 2012 9:38 AM
Hello MFPers, I need your help here! My boyfriend played a prank on me recently so now I want to get him back today! Here's the story:

I'm in an all-female a cappella group at college and we recently hosted a "pageant" as a fundraiser. The pageant was for guys and basically they were competing to see who best represented our group. They had to sing to us, etc. Anyway, part of the competition was that they each had to escort one of the girls from our group, and they had to ask us in a creative way (like how you would ask someone to prom or even like a marriage proposal but obviously not as serious, haha.) My boyfriend entered the pageant and I was so excited to see how he would ask me. My friend's boyfriend surprised her on the beach with flowers and candles in the sand asking her, another friend got asked on stage in front of a large crowd, etc. I was looking forward to something so cute and romantic. Well, I didn't get it.

Instead, he decided to play on one of my biggest fears as a "joke." I don't know if anyone here is familiar with the Marble Hornets series but basically it's a series of really horrifying videos about a fictional monster called Slenderman. I am absolutely scared sh*tless of Slenderman. So the way my bf asked me? He made a horrifying Marble Hornets-style video that at the very end asked me to be his escort (it was very well done because he does film editing as a career). The ONLY reason I wasn't seriously pissed at him was because it was so personalized and I know he put a lot of time and effort into it, and he really thought it would be a funny joke. Also, as my friend pointed out, he is the sweetest boyfriend EVER and is always doing really nice and romantic things for me, so it was okay for him to go in a different direction with this. Still, I was not totally amused. grumble

Well, today we are celebrating 6 months (officially) together. I always do sweet things for him on our month-versarries and for Valentines Day and stuff, so this time I'd like to go in a different direction, just like he did for the competition devil Pretty perfect that it's April Fools Day!

But I have no idea what to do! This is where I need your help! I want to prank him really good, scare the sh*t out of him, and then at the end be like "happy 6 months! love you!" Hahaha. I've considered making him think I'm pregnant (he would FREAK OUT) but that almost seems too cruel.

He's scared of spiders, if that helps? I dunno, my mind is going blank here. We aren't actually celebrating until Tuesday night (we're both busy tonight and tomorrow night) so I could potentially wait until then to pull the prank. But I will probably see him briefly tonight so that would be best since it's April 1st!

Help me, MFP! I want this to be awesome!
April 1, 2012 10:41 AM

Start looking at youtube videos for ideas. Although I warn you, if you do, you could be there for hours and end up in places you didn't think you'd go. :-) Look at the Scary Snowman pranks, those are hilarious! From watching a few videos, apparently men can be quite harsh on each other. Looks like the more it hurts, the funnier it is.
April 1, 2012 12:46 PM
I'll definitely look on YouTube! Anyone else? I know there are some pranksters out there!
April 1, 2012 12:49 PM
"I'm pregnant."
April 1, 2012 2:09 PM
o theres so many way when hes sleeping or if you go to cuddle put waxing stuff on a hairy part of his body yank it off then toss baby powder on him. or take a bunch of mouse traps set the alarm and put one there and a bunch on the floor. but you have to be care full he will want to get you back

That's Gonna Leave a Mark

Take a quarter and use a pencil to trace around it--this will leave pencil dust all along the edge of the coin. Hide this coin in your hand for now. Go to your victim and tell him you want to show them a trick. Tell him you can do something that you bet he can't. Take a quarter (a new quarter, not the "marked" quarter) and roll in down your face from the top of your forehead, over your nose, and down to your chin. Challenge your victim to do the same thing--handing them the "marked" quarter. When your victim finishes, congratulate them and walk away. Let them figure out for themselves that you tricked them into marking a big line down the middle of their face!

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April 1, 2012 3:05 PM
^Haha those are classic. I'm kind of hoping to pull more of a psychological prank like he did to me, but if I can't figure anything out I'll resort to physical comedy!
April 1, 2012 3:29 PM
Psychological Pranks

Written by Anthony Jay Lenhardt

*note: once in a while I'll add something to this article.

Have you ever been so bored you would try even the most ignorant, annoying thing to entertain yourself? Of course you have and you probably will find yourself bored within the next five minutes. Here are some psychological pranks you can pull on people to liven your day.

Let's say you are at work and one of your co-workers just made a cup of coffee. If he or she walks away for a minute, say to grab a file from their desk or something. When they come back to take a gulp of the fresh coffee they just made, start chuckling loud enough for them to hear you. Surely they'll ask you why you are laughing. When they ask, look at their drink and say "oh, nothing." Then chuckle some more. At this point they think you did something to their drink that they just prepared. Chances are, they won't want it anymore. If you don't think that is funny, try it.

I call this prank "the curse." While talking to a friend, tell them how weird it would be if every time you said a common word like 'and' or 'of' or 'it' or, 'or', something happened to you. For example, every time you said 'and' you instantly have an orgasm or every time you said 'of' you **** your knickers or every time you said 'it' you pissed your self. Make sure they think long and hard about it. If you can get it stuck in there head real good, every time he or she says one of those words, they'll think about ****ting their pants or whatever. Maybe even, if someone else says those words, they'll imagine that person having an orgasm in the middle of their sentence. They won't be able to stop thinking about it and it'll drive them absolutely insane. It takes talent to get this one to work but, try it.

Here's an easy one. While chillin' with a friend, hum the tune or lyrics to one of those damn top 40 songs. Try like hell to get it stuck in their head. I do it to my friend Sean all the time and it pisses him off to no measurable limit when he can't stop singing the latest Shania Twain release.

Another easy one. While having a conversation with a friend or co-worker, stare at a specific spot on their face or neck through the entire conversation, have your eyes wide open and a confused look on your face. They'll be paranoid about whatever you are looking at until they can find a mirror.


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