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December 30, 2008 5:31 AM
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MASTURBATION: You don’t have to have a partner to enjoy the calorie-burning effects of sex. Masturbation can burn up the calories, as well. You can lose between 100-150 calories for each act of masturbation, according to the Young People’s Reproductive and Sexual Health & Rights Organization. You can raise that amount to around 300 calories, though, through a 5 minute vigorous masturbation session, according to Japanese scientist Dr. Shukan Tokuho.


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  38161
December 30, 2008 5:33 AM
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MASTURBATION: You don’t have to have a partner to enjoy the calorie-burning effects of sex. Masturbation can burn up the calories, as well. You can lose between 100-150 calories for each act of masturbation, according to the Young People’s Reproductive and Sexual Health & Rights Organization. You can raise that amount to around 300 calories, though, through a 5 minute vigorous masturbation session, according to Japanese scientist Dr. Shukan Tokuho.


noway drinker smokin No more Billy Blanks for me Baybeeee!!!! drinker noway smokin

drinker drinker drinker Looks like my new trainer will be BOB!!!! drinker drinker drinker

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  7047
December 30, 2008 5:34 AM
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  7047
December 30, 2008 6:10 AM
OMG Kell!

You will get the hairy palms!

And quite possibly go blind!
December 30, 2008 6:39 AM
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OMG Kell!

You will get the hairy palms!

And quite possibly go blind!


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Yes.........but I'd be skinny smokin
  7047
December 30, 2008 6:46 AM
A good morning laugh! I've been reading some of this to my DH! Oh what fun!

Don't worry kellch, you won't be the only skinny, hairy palmed, blind person. A lot of us will be joining you!
December 30, 2008 7:22 AM
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  31795
December 30, 2008 7:25 AM
I didn't really think it was true! It does cause blindness!
December 30, 2008 7:35 AM
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A good morning laugh! I've been reading some of this to my DH! Oh what fun!

Don't worry kellch, you won't be the only skinny, hairy palmed, blind person. A lot of us will be joining you!


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Oh! Wait! No....no one is allowed to join........you burn more by yourself bigsmile drinker laugh smokin
  7047
December 30, 2008 7:40 AM
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A good morning laugh! I've been reading some of this to my DH! Oh what fun!

Don't worry kellch, you won't be the only skinny, hairy palmed, blind person. A lot of us will be joining you!


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Oh! Wait! No....no one is allowed to join........you burn more by yourself bigsmile drinker laugh smokin


Sorry, not joining you! but we'll also be skinny, hairy palmed & blind! I want to burn the most amount so I'm going solo!
December 30, 2008 7:56 AM
I can just picture my Memoir that im gonna write....

The Secrets To My Success

how i lost 100 pounds.....laugh
  76627
December 30, 2008 8:01 AM
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I didn't really think it was true! It does cause blindness!


Lets ask Max, he would know from experience...Oh Max! wink
  38161
December 30, 2008 8:02 AM
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A good morning laugh! I've been reading some of this to my DH! Oh what fun!

Don't worry kellch, you won't be the only skinny, hairy palmed, blind person. A lot of us will be joining you!


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Oh! Wait! No....no one is allowed to join........you burn more by yourself bigsmile drinker laugh smokin


Sorry, not joining you! but we'll also be skinny, hairy palmed & blind! I want to burn the most amount so I'm going solo!


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LOL......I know.....I was just kidding.....Sorry I'm wierd bigsmile laugh

I has a wierd sense a humor if ya know what I mean devil smokin laugh laugh
  7047
December 30, 2008 9:14 AM
I hope you figure out some day its not about the calories when you in the bet roomlaugh
December 30, 2008 9:18 AM
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I hope you figure out some day its not about the calories when you in the bet roomlaugh


Very true.....just one of the great benefits that come along with the rest of it bigsmile drinker
  7047
December 30, 2008 9:26 AM
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I hope you figure out some day its not about the calories when you in the bet roomlaugh



it is definately about the calories if you in the bedroom by yourself 6 times a day laugh
  76627
December 30, 2008 9:30 AM
How many calories are burned putting the kids back in their beds 5 times and convincing your husband that the coast is clear?
  116202
December 30, 2008 9:31 AM
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I hope you figure out some day its not about the calories when you in the bet roomlaugh



it is definately about the calories if you in the bedroom by yourself 6 times a day laugh


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  7047
December 30, 2008 9:37 AM
http://www.revolutionhealth.com/calculators/lose-one-pound

To burn one pound from sexual intercourse, I'd have to be at it for 683 minutes. laugh 11 hours and 23 minutes. laugh

To burn one pound from sexual foreplay, I'd have to be at it for 1988 minutes. laugh 33 hours and 8 minutes. laugh

ROFLMAO
  72489
December 30, 2008 9:41 AM
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http://www.revolutionhealth.com/calculators/lose-one-pound

To burn one pound from sexual intercourse, I'd have to be at it for 683 minutes. laugh 11 hours and 23 minutes. laugh

To burn one pound from sexual foreplay, I'd have to be at it for 1988 minutes. laugh 33 hours and 8 minutes. laugh

ROFLMAO


OMG! I would die of a heart attack before I had a chance to enter my exercise points in! brokenheart
  115096
December 30, 2008 9:42 AM
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http://www.revolutionhealth.com/calculators/lose-one-pound

To burn one pound from sexual intercourse, I'd have to be at it for 683 minutes. laugh 11 hours and 23 minutes. laugh

To burn one pound from sexual foreplay, I'd have to be at it for 1988 minutes. laugh 33 hours and 8 minutes. laugh

ROFLMAO


WOWZERS noway That's a lot of ummmmmm "quality time" with the significant other. laugh

What's this thing say about goin solo bigsmile devil smokin laugh laugh BRB laugh
  7047
December 30, 2008 9:47 AM
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http://www.revolutionhealth.com/calculators/lose-one-pound

To burn one pound from sexual intercourse, I'd have to be at it for 683 minutes. laugh 11 hours and 23 minutes. laugh

To burn one pound from sexual foreplay, I'd have to be at it for 1988 minutes. laugh 33 hours and 8 minutes. laugh

ROFLMAO


WOWZERS noway That's a lot of ummmmmm "quality time" with the significant other. laugh

What's this thing say about goin solo bigsmile devil smokin laugh laugh BRB laugh


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  7047
December 30, 2008 9:47 AM
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The ladies totally dig the HRM assist in the bedroom!

Thanks for the link! I just created an entry, it says 59 calories every 10m. Not too shabby!


Nothing like an alarm to let you know its all good! laugh And if the man is old enough it would be like a warning bell for a heart attack,,,,,,so she has time to get away! blushing
December 30, 2008 10:40 AM
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here is what i found on the internet....

KISSING: Kissing can burn around 120-325 calories an hour, or around 2-5 calories a minute. Engaging in long make-out sessions with your partner is not only good for your relationship; it is also good for your waistline. A 10 minute make-out session with your partner each morning and each evening could burn up to 100 calories a day. That’s 36,500 calories a year, or just over 10 pounds worth of weight loss. When was the last time you made out with your partner.

UNDRESSING: According to an Italian professor, even undressing can burn off calories. Unclasping a bra with two hands burns 8 calories, while unclasping it with only one hand burns up 18 calories. Unclasping it with your mouth can burn 87 calories.

ORAL SEX: 15 minutes of oral sex can burn off the calories consumed in a long sip of wine. There are calories present in semen, though, so if you swallow, there are around 7 calories in a teaspoon of semen. Since the average volume of ejaculation is 1-2 teaspoons, you can expect an average of 7-14 calories per ejaculation. That will easily be burned off during the course of your lovemaking, though.

MASTURBATION: You don’t have to have a partner to enjoy the calorie-burning effects of sex. Masturbation can burn up the calories, as well. You can lose between 100-150 calories for each act of masturbation, according to the Young People’s Reproductive and Sexual Health & Rights Organization. You can raise that amount to around 300 calories, though, through a 5 minute vigorous masturbation session, according to Japanese scientist Dr. Shukan Tokuho.

INTERCOURSE: The average lovemaking session burns between 50 and 100 calories. Having sex 3 times a week burns 7500 calories per year. That’s the equivalent of jogging 75 miles. The more intense the sex, the more calories are burned: up to 15,000 calories annually (at a frequency of 3 times weekly). 15,000 calories wquals over 4 pounds of weight loss per year!

ORGASM: Experts estimate that an orgasm can burn between 60-100 calories.


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i'm gonna do it again tonight armed with this infolaugh
  111278
December 30, 2008 10:47 AM
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http://www.revolutionhealth.com/calculators/lose-one-pound

To burn one pound from sexual intercourse, I'd have to be at it for 683 minutes. laugh 11 hours and 23 minutes. laugh

To burn one pound from sexual foreplay, I'd have to be at it for 1988 minutes. laugh 33 hours and 8 minutes. laugh

ROFLMAO


Hrmmm this sounds a bit too low. That's for maybe the boring kind of sex where no one is moving. Also known as... not sex.

Similar though to the stat I posted before, this shows 5.12 calories/minute instead of 5.9 calories/minute. Wheee! Let's reduce sexy intercourse to pure numbers! That'll rope a mate!

The vigorous masturbation calories that are promised would require a jump rope and a rowing machine... but hey if that's what gets you going, then I'm kinda curious to see the video!

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