I wanna know the wort, stupidest, or most far fetched(unbelieveable) line you have evr heard from a date/person...

Mine is: You are out of my league and way to beautiful I thought youd never talk to me

I say that light heartedly but in all seriousness that may have been the beginning of abuse(wierd sounding I know) but that guy is long gone...he was a jerk and I caught on to him faster than he thought... but guys and gals lets hear it

"I'll let you buy me a beer if I can guess your bra size."


Nice try, Soup Nazi!!!

hahaha nice topic


" hey how have you been" <-------------- thats the ice breaker.....and i just looked at him and saidnow you know damn welli have no clue who you are and i have never seen you b4 in my life.

then he says " im brian now you know me so how have you been". then i just walk away..

he wasn't even cute or i would have stayed to chat or if he would have been atleast honest

I'm 6'3....so the most BIZAAR line I have ever heard is

"Damn, your tall, I wanna climb you like a tree"

Yes, I am being serious!

this was not from a date or anything, but before i got married, i weighed 150 pounds. i started to diet and exercise. at this point, i had lost about 10 pounds and was feeling pretty good - after all, i'm 5'6" tall - not too bad. i was rather proud of myself. my friend's neighbor (who i had just met) was talking with us about diets and exercise. she was quite a bit on the over weight side, as ell - and trying to lose weight. anyway.....she looked at me and said TO MY FACE "No one likes a fat bride"

not sure if it was inspiration or spite, but by my wedding date, i had lost 23 pounds!!! i walked down the aisle looking hot, weighing in at 127!

of course i'm now trying to get back to that weight - marriage has made me comfortable!
maybe i should look that lady up now for more inspiration.....

I remember the topic of coversation during a date along time ago turned to a topic I brought up:

We talked about this thing called the Internet...at the time I was in a company on the ground floor and I was stoked about the sales potential of the venue.

I have never forgotten the words of that guy (a very seasoned salesperson) on my date:

"If you think anyone would buy something off of a computer from some flash in the pan fad called the Internet... you are looney!"

So whenever an opinion is expressed to me that goes against my gut ....I think of that comment!

~Namaste

"How do you like your eggs?" pathetic huh!!!!!

oh, i just thought of one!

opn spring break, i got a tattoo. one night a guy approached me and said he had one that said "slippery when wet"



like that has a chance of working?????

unfertilized!!!!

hahahaha I would have a great response to that one when I would say Im allergic and walk away(this is actually true tho) But then again its not often I hear lines...sniff sniff sniff even if I am out with friends I get jokes thats about it...

ROFL

at least it wasnt the al gore "I invented the internet thing" hahahahahaha

I had this really bad experience when I first started dating after being married for 17 years.
This guy, who I was on a first date with, started saying something about having sex. So I don't know how I worded it, but I said something like "just because I'm getting divorced doesn't make me loose, or ready for sex yet" So then do you know what he said? He said something like "That's ok, I'm most likely going to go home and gratify myself"!!! And then he said "most guys probably wouldn't admit that, but, I'm showing you what an honest person I am" Geeeeeeeeez!
That guy NEVER had a second date! I couldn't get out of there fast enough!

Once I was wearing my POW/MIA shirt and this little redneck woman walked up to me and was like, 'I like that shirt.'

I responded by smiling and saying 'Thanks, my uncles best friend in Vietnam ended up MIA so I wear it in tribute to him.'

She said, 'I know what that means too, Prisoner of War/Missing in Action, see I told you I knew what it meant.' About that time she kinda leans against my car (I was getting gas) and was like 'I would be your prisoner....your prisoner of love...'

I was like

I kinda laughed and said, 'Uhm, haha, thanks'

She then proceeded to bend over and shake her butt at me (tight redneck jeans and all) and was like 'Come on muscles, I showed you mine, now you show me yours...' then she slapped me on the butt. At this point I nervously laughed and got back in my car. She blew me a kiss and was like, 'I'll be around here all afternoon if you change your mind...'

I hastily drove away.

'She looks like she could suck a ****'

that was said to my best friend (also my ex-bf!) by his coworker after I visited their work one day. My ex told me afterward. I was not amused, he was.

I think you got me confused with fatsis.

Not again!!!

Any one know how to un-send a PM???

Well, I am a guy, so I haven't gotten any lines tossed my way. Even if I did, I don't think I would realize, but the funniest line I ever heard used was...

"Are you a parking ticket, cause you have fine written all over you!"

Needless to say, we laughed so hard at the guy, a friend of ours, we almost got tossed out.

As a former cop, I totally appreciate that line. ROFL

I didn't know Shannon had visited NC!

AHAHAHA!

hrmpf! Shows how much YOU know. I've only passed through there getting gas once.

{{Note to self: Re-read when sober}}

My hubby put my cell phone number on some survey thing he filled out online, anyway I started getting dating tip text messages . My fave line was " Hey baby, I've got a mouth full of skittles , wanna taste the rainbow?" hehe it is so rediculous it makes me giggle like a nut.

"Can I take you home and r@pe you?"

I was so scared!