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December 27, 2013 6:39 PM
Hey! Get a feeding tube! I had a friend in the hospiytal that lost really fast. You are insane.
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December 27, 2013 6:40 PM
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I'm not a troll I'm just desperate


That's pretty obvious. But honestly ... destroying your health for a guy, like really ? Insane hardly covers it.
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December 27, 2013 6:43 PM
OP, you have a lot going on...

...so in, to see if you figure it all out in this thread.
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December 27, 2013 6:43 PM
You should of been honest with your boyfriend about your size.
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December 27, 2013 6:46 PM
Just curious, did you start your weight-loss plan? Your diary is closed.... Have you started your exercising? If you have, good for you. That's step 1. flowerforyou
December 27, 2013 6:47 PM
You cant... Its not possible. I highly doubt your friend or anyone has ever lost 100 this way unless you did some experimental bodyfat removal surgery... But even so no one would even consider removing that much unles you had flesh eating diesease.

Maybe your should just start dieting and working out. Why do you need to instantly lose 80lbs for him? If he wont love you at 80lbs overweight while you are getting healthier and losing... He wont love you when youre old and wrinkly... why bother?

Even 10lbs in a month is extremly hard to lose. I know you'll be angry at everyone telling you this, but we are helping you understand this is not realistic and the only way you'll ever get fit is by taking it 1 lbs at a time. Sorry for the reality check. I needed this too believe it or not.

My last little bit for today. If you still dont believe us. Google before and after weightloss saggy skin. Unless you plan to have serious plastic surgery to remove most your skin(which takes years to heal) i suggest losing 0.5-2 lbs per week. You would NOT want him to see you with all those rolls of lose saggy skin which there will be a heap of if youre trying to lose it at an unrealistic rate. No bikinis... No shorts... No touching... doesnt sound fun. Its really upsetting for some. So please try a realistic approach where your skin will bounce back while you lose. Say a year or so. I suggest getting started now.
Edited by misskittyninja On December 27, 2013 7:20 PM
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December 27, 2013 6:47 PM
It didn't take 2 months to gain 80 pounds... it's not going to come off in 2 months..
December 27, 2013 6:49 PM
Don't go there! Be healthy in your methods to lose weight.
You sound desperate and I feel so sorry for you! Check other posts for better ways. And tough as it is currently, be honest with yourself as well as with your boyfriend. Love yourself first!
  18670586
December 27, 2013 6:54 PM
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I know it sounds really insane but my friend lost over 100 pounds in the same amount of time. He told me to eat oatmeal for breakfast, an apple for lunch, and spinach for dinner and then to work out for about 5 hours a day. Will this work? My long distance boyfriend is coming in march and I really want to look good for him as its our first time meeting in person and I feel all this pressure (not from him but from myself) to be in good shape.


You're friend lost 100 lbs in two months?

-where is that friend now?
-how long has he/she maintained the weight loss?
December 27, 2013 6:56 PM
huh
Not sure if serious.
December 27, 2013 6:59 PM
Oh my Gawd. I...just...can't... laugh
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December 27, 2013 6:59 PM
I think 30 pounds would be the max someone that is very overweight could potentially lose in two months and even that may not be possible. But, sometimes there can be an initial loss of water weight. Do this in a healthy way, so that you will be healthy when you meet your boyfriend. He knows you are overweight and hopefully you told him how much. 20 or so pounds is a good loss. So, start now and you will be happy, energetic, and hopeful in two months from now. Instead of physically sick, mentally unwell, hospitalized and probably falling off the wagon and gaining back more than you lost.
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December 27, 2013 7:02 PM
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I'm not a troll I'm just desperate


If you lose weight that fast you'll end up with a ton of loose skin. (along with a host of other problems)
December 27, 2013 7:02 PM
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Did you tell your long-distance boyfriend you were 80 pounds lighter than you are? If so, I think that's probably just as unhealthy for your relationship as losing 80 pounds in two months would be for your body.

Eat sensibly, workout, confess to your boyfriend, and be determined to be a healthier you.


No he knows I'm overweight and he says he doesn't care but I just feel its very unsexy to have him touch me and feel rolls and its making freak out and have panic attacks just thinking of him rejecting me


I guess I'm unsure why you think a man you have never met will be touching you at all? Also unsure why said man gets to have the title of your boyfriend without ever laying eyes? Have you considered the possibility that he may be hideous and you are stressing out for nothing?

If it were me I'd operate on this assumption, take it easy losing whatever lbs come off in 2 months probably like 20 or so, and shopping for cute but sexy chastity belts to wear while he's here.
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December 27, 2013 7:07 PM
if it is something that really freaks you out put off meeting for a year and take off a good portion of it in that time thru sensible eating and excercise.
December 27, 2013 7:10 PM
If the guy knows you are overweight but rejects you after he sees you, he wasn't worth the desperation you are feeling.

Even if you only lose 20 pounds in 2 months, that's a great start. Eat sensibly, exercise a bit and just keep at it. Desperation is no reason to put your health at risk....and neither is a guy you have never met.
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December 27, 2013 7:11 PM
But the important question is...have you called Nev and Max? Wonder what they will have to say about this?
Edited by VpinkLotus On December 27, 2013 7:17 PM
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December 27, 2013 7:15 PM
In before the lock HAZZAR!!!
  43120362
December 27, 2013 7:17 PM
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I suppose you could cut off your legs... but no yeah that's a terrible idea. Decide to be healthy for yourself the right way. Read the success forums to see how people really did it.


Doctor Weird on the Aqua Teen Hunger Forces lost a lot of weight by cutting off his legs. I almost died laughing.
December 27, 2013 7:17 PM
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I guess I'm unsure why you think a man you have never met will be touching you at all? Also unsure why said man gets to have the title of your boyfriend without ever laying eyes? Have you considered the possibility that he may be hideous and you are stressing out for nothing?
If it were me I'd operate on this assumption, take it easy losing whatever lbs come off in 2 months probably like 20 or so, and shopping for cute but sexy chastity belts to wear while he's here.


Word.
Why do you have to lose 80 lbs in order to meet him for the first time? Does he think you are a weight you are not? What will happen when he meets you and you're who you are?
Trying to lose 80 lbs in 2 months..well first of all it's impossible, even for the morbidly obese, not to mention it's insane to even think that's a good idea or feasible, or healthy, or won't damage your internal organs, etc, etc, etc. Secondly, doing it to impress some dude..even insane-er. When you meet him, things will go one of 2 ways-you'll meet and you'll love each other for who you are. And if he doesn't love you for who you are, well you kick him to the curb. You're 19, there will be others.
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December 27, 2013 7:17 PM
I don't believe for a second that your friend lost over 100 pounds in two month. It's not possible.
Even people living in refugee camps in Africa and eating less than 500 calories a day lose a lot less than that.
I get upset when people here say things like " Let's assume you could sustain such a diet....." it's not sustainable, unless something is mentally wrong with you....for normal healthy people this is not a diet that can be maintained for more than a few days, because no one is supposed to eat like this.....
Even if you eat nothing for two month and only drink water you will NOT lose 80 pounds.....just get real, work out a doable plan with a healthy deficit and be patient.
  41674579
December 27, 2013 7:19 PM
OP...on a scale from one to ten how hard are you laughing right now?
December 27, 2013 7:24 PM
I call SHENANIGANS on the 100lbs in 2 months.

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December 27, 2013 7:25 PM
30 lbs is doable, hard but doable(I did it) but you've got to want to do it for you. Doing it for someone else is not good. Doing it the way I did it is not the best way. Losing weight for someone else is never a good thing.
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December 27, 2013 7:27 PM
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I know it sounds really insane but my friend lost over 100 pounds in the same amount of time. He told me to eat oatmeal for breakfast, an apple for lunch, and spinach for dinner and then to work out for about 5 hours a day. Will this work? My long distance boyfriend is coming in march and I really want to look good for him as its our first time meeting in person and I feel all this pressure (not from him but from myself) to be in good shape.


If this is serious, then I want to say that your friend really isn't giving you good advice. He's essentially promoting disordered eating and exercise anorexia. I'd stop listening to your friends and go seek help from a registered dietitian.

And even if you were able to do this (which you won't), you'd end up losing a lot of muscle and probably not as many inches/sizes as you might have if you'd taken it slow. Not to mention at that rate of loss, you are definitely guaranteed to have a lot of loose skin flapping around. A lot.

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