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May 29, 2013 7:36 PM
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lets say you eat broken glass, you stay within your calorie range but your eating broken glass...just because you stay within your calorie range "is it good for you to eat broken glass?" NO! your body needs more than just a certain amount of fuel...it needs GOOD FUEL!


Are you saying eating Oreos, the most amazing packaged cookie known to man, is like eating glass?

Nonsense.
Edited by Achrya On May 29, 2013 7:36 PM
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May 29, 2013 7:37 PM
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lets say you eat broken glass, you stay within your calorie range but your eating broken glass...just because you stay within your calorie range "is it good for you to eat broken glass?" NO! your body needs more than just a certain amount of fuel...it needs GOOD FUEL!


What if it's on a pizza?

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May 29, 2013 7:38 PM
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lets say you eat broken glass, you stay within your calorie range but your eating broken glass...just because you stay within your calorie range "is it good for you to eat broken glass?" NO! your body needs more than just a certain amount of fuel...it needs GOOD FUEL!


you eat broken glass?


broken glass has calories?


obviously, neither of you have ever done a broken glass cleanse...

the glass fragments slice off fat from your intestinal wall which causes the fat to come out in urine form, and in feces...its a great way to get rid of the "stubborn fat" that clings to your intestinal wall ...
May 29, 2013 7:38 PM
If you are not proficient with chopsticks you might burn some extra calories using them to dunk the cookies so you will be able to eat more oreos.
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Edited by weevil66 On May 29, 2013 7:40 PM
May 29, 2013 7:39 PM
You would lose weight, but you'd also get scurvy. Fun!
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May 29, 2013 7:39 PM
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lets say you eat broken glass, you stay within your calorie range but your eating broken glass...just because you stay within your calorie range "is it good for you to eat broken glass?" NO! your body needs more than just a certain amount of fuel...it needs GOOD FUEL!


What if it's on a pizza?

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mmmm broken glass pizza...must have...
May 29, 2013 7:39 PM
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Yes, 1500 calories is 1500 calories. Would you be full? Would you continue to have energy? Would your health improve or decline? Those are totally different.


This pretty much sums it up. Health and weight loss are two totally different things. You will lose weight on 1500 calories of oreo cookies, the same as 1500 calories of real food. But obviously the oreo option isn't healthy.

Ever hear of the Twinkie diet? It's real: http://www.cnn.com/2010/HEALTH/11/08/twinkie.diet.professor/index.html
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May 29, 2013 7:40 PM
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You would lose weight, but you'd also get scurvy. Fun!


That's a pretty fair trade off to have delicious Oreo cookies all the time!
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May 29, 2013 7:42 PM
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This pretty much sums it up. Health and weight loss are two totally different things. You will lose weight on 1500 calories of oreo cookies, the same as 1500 calories of real food. But obviously the oreo option isn't healthy.

Ever hear of the Twinkie diet? It's real: http://www.cnn.com/2010/HEALTH/11/08/twinkie.diet.professor/index.html


I posted the same deal...
It's crazy to think about, but definitely not something to suggest.

And really, guys, glass? It's like trading Gatorade for antifreeze! No cals, but will you die?
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May 29, 2013 7:43 PM
You should be fine if you throw in a few lemon Oreos. Don't want to die of scurvy!
May 29, 2013 7:46 PM
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lets say you eat broken glass, you stay within your calorie range but your eating broken glass...just because you stay within your calorie range "is it good for you to eat broken glass?" NO! your body needs more than just a certain amount of fuel...it needs GOOD FUEL!


you eat broken glass?


Exaggeration fail.
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May 29, 2013 7:47 PM
I surely hope so. I fckn love oreos...
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May 29, 2013 7:48 PM
Many years ago, my sister tried the ice cream diet. This is not an official thing, she just ate a crapload of icecream.

However she walked two hours every day back and forth to school and the weight loss probably had a lot more to do with that than the ice cream.

She didn't always feel so great, however.

Just eat sensibly. If you want oreos, EAT OREOS, but one or two as opposed to a whole pack. There will always be more oreos.
May 29, 2013 7:48 PM
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Only if you dunk them in Milk, preferably chocolate milk
the softer the cookies, the faster they are to digest, so the fat doesn't attach itself to your body.

bigsmile drinker love


It's ok if it does, though. You can always spot reduce that away!


Perhaps use one of those body wraps I here so much about?
May 29, 2013 7:48 PM
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This would only be fun for the first day.


This would only be fun for the first 10 minutes
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May 29, 2013 7:49 PM
I want Oreos now....
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May 29, 2013 7:49 PM
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Only if you dunk them in Milk, preferably chocolate milk
the softer the cookies, the faster they are to digest, so the fat doesn't attach itself to your body.

bigsmile drinker love


It's ok if it does, though. You can always spot reduce that away!


Perhaps use one of those body wraps I here so much about?


what if you filled the body wrap with Oreo filling and wrapped it around you???????????????
May 29, 2013 7:50 PM
Maybe a little but not much because all that sugar will only turn into fat plus afterwards you'll gain an even bigger problem; diabetes! Bad idea.
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May 29, 2013 7:51 PM
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You would lose weight, but you'd also get scurvy. Fun!


That's a pretty fair trade off to have delicious Oreo cookies all the time!


Yar! He be right about that mateys!
May 29, 2013 7:51 PM
Yeah but you'd probably get sick.
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May 29, 2013 7:52 PM
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lets say you eat broken glass, you stay within your calorie range but your eating broken glass...just because you stay within your calorie range "is it good for you to eat broken glass?" NO! your body needs more than just a certain amount of fuel...it needs GOOD FUEL!


How many calories is broken glass? I couldn't find it in the database.
May 29, 2013 7:52 PM
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I want Oreos now....


I don't eat Oreos anymore; literally the only food I have decided to no longer deal with. I don't know how to eat just a oreo or a handful or oreos or a sleeve of oreos. No, I need the whole darn package, in one sitting. It didn't matter that I would feel awful later, I just had to have them.

Sad day when I ate my last one and swore never again. Sad day.
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May 29, 2013 7:55 PM
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MACROS MACROS MACROS!!


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Edited by tweetspie On May 29, 2013 7:55 PM
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May 29, 2013 7:55 PM
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But I heard the "filling" is one molecule away from plastic and just turns into toxins in your colon.


correct that is why you follow up with raspberry ketone cleanse....


Dang, you beat me to this.
May 29, 2013 7:55 PM
when i was a kid there was a show on the tube called Real People..and on one episode they showcased a man who pretty much only ate M and M's YES he was rail thin.. ok so not a fitness enthusiast and probably not robustly healthy but it blew my mind when i was like 12 and it still does now,,But now I know WHY he was thin:)

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