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Things that bug me

"It's not a diet, it's a lifestyle change."  Oh, eff off.  Saying "I've been on this lifestyle change for six months" is exactly the same as saying "I've been on this diet for six months."  It's just a word.  Call it whatever you like, but don't call it a lifestyle change.  Are you really going to eat 1200 calories for the rest of your life?

"It is what it is."  Oh, really?  Is it?  Is it really the exact thing it is?  Is chicken really chicken?  Yeah, thanks.

When people call this weight-loss thing a journey.  As a very wise (and now forgotten) MFP member once said, you're trying to lose weight, not drop the ring in the fire of Mordor.

Whistling.  Shut up, hubs, not every Lady Gaga song warrants whistling for five agonising minutes.

People telling me I can't eat something because I will "get fat again."  Eh?  The women at work do this to me.  I think I know what to eat and what not to eat at this point in my life, thanks, though, Miss Crash Diet.   Let me know how day three of the liquids-only-for-a-month plan goes for you.

Shakeology in my face.  (And I am so aware of the amount of people who will be pissed off by this.)  If you like it, buy it.  Drink it.  Bathe in it.  Whatever.  Stop trying to get me to buy it, though.  I'd rather spend that money on shoes.  I've said it before and I'll say it again.  I don't care what's in it.  I don't care if it makes you pee gold.  I don't care if it contains Tony's sweat.  I'm not doing it.  Leave me alone.

People telling me I don't need to work out anymore.  Oh, really?  That's how it works, is it?  Get to your goal weight and just quit?  Yeah, I'll get right on that.

H&M dress shirts.  I didn't lose all this weight to still be a fricking 16 in those shirts, H&M.  Please fix this.

The never-ending debate about exercise calories.  You know what?  I don't even care, anymore, if you eat your exercise calories or not.  Just stop asking.  And use the goshdarned search function!  

The bafflement of my gender regarding their menstrual cycles.  Yes, you will eat all the chocolate in yours and all surrounding counties.  Yes, you will gain five pounds.  Yes, you will cry cry cry when you stand on that scale.  Yes, it will go away in a week.  And guess what?  It's going to happen all over again next month.  I know, total shock, right?

But, most of all, you know what I hate?  Intolerance, complainers and hypocrites. ;)

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75 comments:

Shannon7713 wrote 22 months ago:
Love this..... even tho I am one of those who bitch about PMS and eating an entire GIANT hershey bar in one sitting. LOL
AggieCass09 wrote 22 months ago:
OMG....this encompasses EVERYTHING that irritates me...you are my hero!
bhb301 wrote 22 months ago:
OMG I love it. I get so tired of hearing of other people's menstrual cycles. Keep some things off of MFP..
bynsky wrote 22 months ago:
you forgot the never ending "does muscle really weigh more than fat" posts :D
linemansgirl wrote 22 months ago:
LOL!!!!! Love you, Bee!!!! :)
goron59 wrote 22 months ago:
Mwah!
vodkaswigger wrote 22 months ago:
love it, haha! xx
goron59 wrote 22 months ago:
Endless "tomorrow is another day" is mine.
hm_day wrote 22 months ago:
I think this may be my most favorite blog post EVER. And bynsky, I was actually thinking the same thing :)
Brandirina wrote 22 months ago:
When I reach for a snack, I get the "should you really eat that?" from a non-dieter. HATE IT!
Awesome post, btw.
feisma wrote 22 months ago:
Hee hee! Well said...
bjshooter wrote 22 months ago:
Brilliant. I really am with you on the crash dieting friends telling me what to eat arrrggghhhh
Qarol wrote 22 months ago:
I could not agree more.

I also hate...
You didn't gain it overnight; you won't lose it overnight

Duh! But if I could just lose it at half the rate I gained it, I'd be a happy camper. But no way can I even lose at the same rate as I gained. *sigh*
VegGrrl wrote 22 months ago:
I love this post. Guess I'll stop referring to what I'm doing as a "journey" as you have a good point! LMAO!!
JulieBoBoo wrote 22 months ago:
bwhahahahah LOVE the LOTR comparison (and I do call it a Journey LOL)
lind3400 wrote 22 months ago:
If they didnt want u to eat those work out calories they wouldnt add them back onto ur remaining calories for the day....just saying
Jennfur2610 wrote 22 months ago:
Love this! Absolutely love the people on a crash diet who seem to know it all.
velix wrote 22 months ago:
I was just going to post somewhere else that I hate the word "journey" .... among other things but you said most of them quite succinctly ;)
ickybella wrote 22 months ago:
Oooh, and "just saying." ;)
cjsgrimlin wrote 22 months ago:
Awesome, even though i do a couple i agree with you. SEARCH for it!
Alissa_Sal wrote 22 months ago:
"you're trying to lose weight, not drop the ring in the fire of Mordor." Bwahahahahahahahahahahahaha For the win!!!!

I'm sure that I have said every single one of those things at least once in my short time here. And that's why this blog rocks. Love!
gailosborne wrote 22 months ago:
lol excellent, made me laugh x
Janworkingitout wrote 22 months ago:
"When people call this weight-loss thing a journey. As a very wise (and now forgotten) MFP member once said, you're trying to lose weight, not drop the ring in the fire of Mordor."

Perhaps not, but some of us are trying to save our lives. And sometimes when you've diet time after time, after time, you need a life style change, not another diet. Have a wonderful day!
tewsy wrote 22 months ago:
LOL AGREED!
baypathgradLyns wrote 22 months ago:
great post. I especially like the suggestion to use the search feature on the message boards(well I like everything)! I see the same topics over and over...
MariPars wrote 22 months ago:
lol hilarious! However.. I dont use the word journey but now that I think about it...ive been at this LONGER than Frodo&Sam... DAMNIT!!!
melsinct wrote 22 months ago:
H&M can suck it. In one visit to their store trying on various items I can simultaneously be a Medium, an Extra-large, a size 8, and a size 12.
vmrink wrote 22 months ago:
This made me smile and even chuckle. LOL
FearAnLoathing wrote 22 months ago:
HAHAHAHA Love this!!!!!!!
Kedoma wrote 22 months ago:
I agree with the majority of what you're saying except the first paragraph... especially the last sentence.

--Are you really going to eat 1200 calories for the rest of your life?--

The answer to this ^ is YES. That is why it's called a LIFESTYLE change. I agree you, that you can call it whatever you want, but calling it a diet implies it being temporary. So if you want to not only lose weight, but stay at that weight for the rest of your life, well guess what? You have to change your lifestyle. Because whatever got you to your over-weight state before, it will get you there again if you continue it after your success with your "diet". It's about making changes that you can LIVE with, hence the forever change in your lifestyle and how you see food.
outtanms wrote 22 months ago:
funny and true....
ahnacline wrote 22 months ago:
I'll admit it. I say it's a healthy lifestyle change-but in my defense I don't refer to it as how many days, weeks or months. If I eat more than I should I let myself remember that this isn't a diet I need to FOLLOW its just something new I am doing so I can feel better. I love this blog though!
ChristinaMarie85 wrote 22 months ago:
This is great!
JoAnn73 wrote 22 months ago:
I'M SPEECHLESS CAUSE YOU HAVE SAID IT ALL!! Thank you!
ShrinkingNinja wrote 22 months ago:
While I agree lifestyle change and diet are just words....

I can honestly say that I do and will aim to eat 1200 calories a day. Why eat more if I don't feel like I can eat a whole 1200? Why eat junk and risk gaining my weight back?

Shash27 wrote 22 months ago:
You are RAD. Seriously RAD.
audram420 wrote 22 months ago:
Great post...and I feel ya, whether you plan on eating 1200 forever or not...it is just easier to say DIET...hahaha!
AlexzKT wrote 22 months ago:
You won me at "You're trying to lose weight, not drop the ring in the fire of Mordor." I know that you didn't coin it, but that is hilarious!!!!
ShellyMacchi wrote 22 months ago:
hmm interesting..."But, most of all, you know what I hate? Intolerance, complainers and hypocrites. ;) ".... ummm excuse me but *chuckling* are you not being intolerant and complaining here? For the record, i am NOT dieting, i fully intend to eat this way for the rest of my life, so absolutely this IS a lifestyle change for me, the only difference in the food choices i will make once i reach maintenance, is that i will simply eat a bit more of all the same foods i am eating now. Tolerance is a good thing you know.. and works both ways. Wishing you all the best.
chorgi wrote 22 months ago:
Great post filled with a lot of truth. :)

The only thing I have even the slightest beef with is the lifestyle change part. Though I agree completely with the illustration you used. Most of us will not stay at a low calorie level. But, for me at least, the lifestyle change part is about turning my back on foods and habits that weren't healthy. Like eating fried foods on a regular basis or constantly consuming products filled with sugar (sodas, candies, etc). Or emotional eating. Eventually, I'll find a way to live in moderation when I get to the body I'm happy with. The diet will end but the lifestyle choice needs to stay.
FearAnLoathing wrote 22 months ago:
To the people that are saying they will be eating 1200 for the rest of their lives you never plan on hitting a goal weight?Because if you're eating 1200 to lose weight sooner or later you will need to eat more lol
lifestyle change sounds like people are switching what teams they play for lmao
rebecca_florida wrote 22 months ago:
Awesome post - you nailed it!
chefswife67 wrote 22 months ago:
I'm so glad that i'm not the only one that feels like you do!! Let the truth be told!!
Ashley_Panda wrote 22 months ago:
I giggle snorted.
achapman01 wrote 22 months ago:
Seriously, you should be a (comedy) writer. I like the folks who say that the sugar in honey is different than the sugar in candy. It's still SUGAR. Thanks for sharing.
Tuacagold wrote 22 months ago:
You're funny!
Thanks for the laugh :)
shesblossoming wrote 22 months ago:
While I agree with some of your points, for me, this is a journey. For some people, food and exercise are extremely important and if you're starting from scratch, it even feels like you're dropping the ring in the fire of Mordor. But really, that's just how it feels for me.

While I think it's great that you're voicing your opinion for what you feel and believe, other people are as well. So they believe in this journey or diet or dropping this ring or whatever they want to call it. It's their journey, and they define it as they please.
cabul3 wrote 22 months ago:
reading this made my afternoon! now to browse through some of your other posts to see if you're always this cheeky ;o)
purplecait1212 wrote 22 months ago:
This is awesome! Can I add one? Mine is MFP folks who think that cleaning the house counts as their exercise each day, log it, eat the calories back, and then wonder why they didn't lose any weight!
rharris86dc wrote 22 months ago:
Haha this was great.
I totally have the same issue w/ H&M, too. Stupid shirts.
jhardenbergh wrote 22 months ago:
I am a guy so I don't really know much about the HM thing, but this is great you hit about everything that pisses me off too. You left off one thing though. The people that keep complaining about the food in the database being incorrect. Well, if you don't like it, f'n fix it or add it yourself.

I guess that fits into the complainers

Rikki444 wrote 22 months ago:
Lifestyle vs 'diet'....

Diet is the habitual set of foods a person has (healthy or not). A person is ALWAYS on a diet but not always a good one. A lifestyle encompasses more than just one is eating or drinking. It includes the attitude and habits which may and may not include ones diet. It is not incorrect, then, to say that one is changing the lifestyle. In fact, it is better to state it this way than saying that one is going on a diet. You can hate it, but it's not wrong. Semantics is sort of my thing.

"But, most of all, you know what I hate? Intolerance, complainers and hypocrites. ;) "

At least I detect a sense of humor. =)

InstantSunshine wrote 22 months ago:
"Goshdarned" - you little beauty! Made me snort tea down my nose reading that word!
ickybella wrote 22 months ago:
Dear anyone who was offended by this,

Eff off. This blog was (mostly) meant in jest. Oh, and if you didn't realise I was being ironic there at the end, by saying I hate complainers and hypocrites, well, you really shouldn't be reading my blogs.

P.S. I don't care what you do or what you call this, as long as you keep rocking! Call it what you want, eat your exercise calories or don't. Do what works for you, because I honestly don't care. Just keep using MFP and losing!
suzi67 wrote 22 months ago:
Extreme like! Especially the search thing!
McKayMachina wrote 22 months ago:
Fuck yeah, Bee. My sentiments exactly. ::huggz::
helloiloveukitty wrote 22 months ago:
I love this. Couldn't agree more. If I wrote this it would be without the humor. But I'm a bitch, you are funny. <3
theprettyone1010 wrote 22 months ago:
These are all of the reasons why I don't look at the "Weight Loss Help," "Fitness & Exercise," and "Motivation" sections of the forums. Too annoying. But I love H&M! lol
misskimlilac wrote 22 months ago:
Hahaha but as funny as it is because we have all thought these same thoughts, I have to say.....somebody forgot to take their pill today!!

Hilarious....and who cares who you offended. :)
lgladybug wrote 22 months ago:
Wow, I thought MFP was created for support and a sight that uplifts individuals no matter what they choose to call their transition. Diet, journey, lifestyle change etc.; is why we log on here daily to assist with the aid of weight loss. While some of the stuff you said was comical some of it was quite offensive and sounds like you are on the wrong sight. This isn't facebook or youtube this is a weight loss support website hence my fitness pal. One thing that bugs me are individuals who choose to criticize others for a laugh. I mean what's the point in that? Sounds like a twitter topic to me.
JCPruitt wrote 22 months ago:
I love when we get to vent. I did it the other day about the word DIET. I am soooo not a "lifestyle change" person, but I also hate people saying this is a diet. Makes me want to ask, so when you get to the weight you want (and have improved your health) your going to throw it all away and go back to eating your old "diet?" Yup, even included a big 'ole definition of the word.

Some times things get to us to the point we can no longer take them. I hate it when people keep at me trying to get me to do something they do--because it works so well for them. That is fine, but it doesn't mean it is for me.

Loved reading it.
homeport51 wrote 22 months ago:
A journey is starting at one place (say 250 lbs) and going to another (say 139ish lbs). It is a figure of speech. Sounds like you have arrived and as a reward for all your hard work (or perhaps it wasn't hard for you) you get to scoff at all people who aren't as wonderful as you perceive yourself to be. Congrats. Time for you to move on. Your job here is done.
xquiz8 wrote 22 months ago:
I'm nodding enthusiastically at everything you wrote, including telling those who are offended to eff off! Well said!
sweetNsassy2584 wrote 22 months ago:
I googled the definition "lifestyle" for you. "A way of life or style of living that reflects the attitudes and values of a person or group" No, I do not plan on eating 1200 calories for the rest of my life. Hell, I don't eat that now. My lifestyle consists of adapting, learning, growing, and making better choices in all aspects of my life. I plan on continuing to exercise so I stay in great shape. Yes, I plan on making healthier choices when it comes to food. Yes, I will definitely slip up and make mistakes but you know what we're only human. I will continue "my lifestyle" because its important to me. Now, as for everything else you said I do agree..
BenFallen wrote 22 months ago:
I'm a bit frustrated that more people did not get mad. I did not get mad. I was lauging my ass off. But it just makes it more funny when people get mad about a post. So I am mad that more people did not get mad cuase I enjoy that mad reponses from the mad people. So all you people that are mad but not mad enough to type your mad response why don't you get off your mad butt and post your mad responses so I can cool off. MAN, I AM NOW GETTING VERY MAD.
Linda302 wrote 21 months ago:
I don't believe in "diets". A "diet" is something most people go on and off of, and anytime you go off a "diet" then you gain all the weight back, and more, almost every single time for just about every single person.
So, I do not believe in "diets". What I do believe in is "making healthier choices, more often than not". I don't believe in sacrifice, or torture, or doing without. I believe in trying new recipes. Actually, when I'm really watching what I eat and making healthier choices, people will ask me if I'm on a diet. No, I'm trying new recipes, which just happen to be healthy.

Truth be known, your diet is what you eat, not something you go on and off of. Making little adjustments will help anyone lose weight and keep it off. Becoming aware of how many calories, fat and sodium are in packed/processed and many restaurant foods will help anyone lose weight quickly without having to feel hungry all the time. We have to let the industry know what is and is not acceptable, and we do this by asking for healthier versions and refusing to eat the crappy mush they expect us to pay for.

PS... I think I would've wanted to punch that person for making that crack about a food you were eating! And the person who said you don't have to exercise anymore???... What a stupid comment!!!

ok... that's my soapbox. I'll step down now... ;)
adrian_indy wrote 21 months ago:
This is truly awesome. Not because I agree with you, but because it takes a special kind of person to go on a 5 paragraph rant about all of the other peoples points of views and the language they use......and end it with "YOu know what I hate most of all, intolerance, complainers, and hypocrites." Hey didn't you just write a whole post complaining and being intolerant of others. I guess that's not being hypocritical. Please write more things soon, this is too precious.
adrian_indy wrote 21 months ago:
You know what, I can't let this go, I wanted to walk away, but the utter hypocrisy of this post is just to hilarious to let go unanswered. Now, pay attention, and I will tell you why people don't want to go on a diet and want to change their LIFESTYLE or go on a journey.

The word "Diet" used to mean simply, what you ate. That's it. Doctors told people for all kinds of various reasons, "You need to change you diet to lose weight."

Over decades, people started abbreviating the language and began saying "I need to go on a diet." Diets were no longer what you ate, but what you needed to do to lose weight.

The problem is, diets (crash diets) are not sustainable, and if after you go on your diet, you do not change your lifestyle in general (eating, exercising, and activity level), you are doomed to gain weight back.

As for calling it a journey, it's just poetic language. Now, if these sayings, articles, and people anger you so badly that you actually, "hate" them, might I suggest NOT READING THE FRICKIN article. What else do you hate, what you are actively watching on TV or listening to on the radio.

You do know that you don't have too, just like you can unfriend everyone on here and not use any of the social networking and still use the calorie counters.
glittermouse wrote 21 months ago:
When people call this weight-loss thing a journey. As a very wise (and now forgotten) MFP member once said, you're trying to lose weight, not drop the ring in the fire of Mordor.

^^^^love, love, love this!!
pbeans wrote 21 months ago:
I love this!!!!! However, I must confess that I have used the term "lifestyle change" and used the word "journey" to describe my weight loss, and even though I know I'm not trying to "drop the ring in the fire of Mordor" it can sometimes feel like that. LOL!
sunnysashka wrote 21 months ago:
sounds like someone needs a chil pill. LOL
your quote:
"But, most of all, you know what I hate? Intolerance, complainers and hypocrites"

You sound VERY INTOLERANT and impatient.
HappyLuna wrote 21 months ago:
If it irritates you, just ignore it. Stressing yourself out don't help with weightloss ;) *tongue in cheek*
paulbainjr wrote 21 months ago:
You forgot to mention egg shells in scrambled eggs, I hate that!
thedreamhazer wrote 21 months ago:
"But, most of all, you know what I hate? Intolerance, complainers and hypocrites. ;)"

Lol! I nearly fell out of my chair laughing at this! Because I hate all of these things too, and yet everytime my period comes along, I get utterly "shocked" at my own moodiness ... like I'm not moody every single month?

PS -- "Journey" is just a weight loss community phenomenon. Actors are also especially guilty of this one. People working on any kind of long-term project. While it's a little melodramatic, it does bother me this much though -- I suspect that the journey to Mordor carrying the One Ring might feel easier for some people than losing weight does.
Gilbrod wrote 21 months ago:
LMAO!!!!! The Mordor reference was king! Enjoy the rest of your maintanence trip!

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