Top Ten Reasons My Cat Is Better Than a Boyfriend
Posted on 04/01/2012 by Kalynx
10. He lets me control the remote control.
9. I never have to close the door when home alone with him when I go to the bathroom.
8. No matter what I eat or say or do he thinks I hung the moon.
7. He knows when I'm sick or worried and comforts me.
6. He likes to snuggle in bed until I fall asleep, then leaves me alone.
5. He listens to everything I have to say usually with great interest, and when he chooses to respond, I can make up whatever I think he means in my head to agree with me.
4. He's happy every time I come home. I've been told he starts waiting for me by the back door at 4 p.m. even though I don't usually get home until 5.
3. He's a cat named Duck, enough said.
2. I can blame stains, messes, spills, breaks on him. Even if its not true. What he doesn't know won't hurt him.
1. He's seen me naked and still thinks I'm a rock star